Hit it with a stick! - Biggest hits in the Arena

[Apoca1ypse]

Well, given the success of the 1K club and the change to 2H weapons, It's time to expand and make some categories i think.

To submit, nominate the category you want to enter and copy/paste your entire fight, highlighting the hit in red.


Hit It With A Truck:

Rules:
Any hit that is not a bug counts.
Only hits above 5000 damage are considered

Members:

Ahhnold - 7131 Damage vs Lanaya (Injury + Activated Attack + sunder)
Toe Jam - 6889 Damage vs Lumos (Injury + Activated Attack)
Olga - 6400 Damage vs Forrix (Injury + Activated Attack)
Silver Back - 6057 Damage vs Lady Abortion (Injury + sunder + Activated Attack)
BIG BUZZ - 5359 Damage vs VETINARI (Injury, Activated Attack)
Zeta II - 5189 Damage vs Balthezaar (Injury + Sunder + Activated Attack)
Zammon - 5120 Damage vs Lumos(Injury, Activated Attack)
EGGHDD - 5093 Damage vs Manstomper (Activated Attack + Sunder + Injury)

Beefcake:

Rules:
Any hit that is not a bug counts.
Only hits above 2000 damage are considered

Members:
Splitter - 4840 Damage vs Mooky(Injury + Sunder + Activated Attack)
INCREDULOUS D - 4840 Damage vs Bloodshoteyes (Injury + Sunder + Activated Attack)
Silver Back- 4505 Damage vs Earthquake (Injury + Sunder + Activated Attack)
SNOT ROCKET - 4454 Damage vs Tank Grrl (Injury)
Olga - 4047 Damage vs Lanaya (Injury + Activated Attack)
Sir Trollington - 3848 Damage vs Angrypants (Sunder Armor, Injury, Activated Attack)
LULWUT - 3756 Damage vs Malar (Activated attack + Old Injury) - One-Handed
SNOT ROCKET - 3660 Damage vs XXTUCOXX (Injury)
Chaos Beast - 3631 Damage vs The Avenger (Injury)
LARSHAMIR FURYO - 3393 Damage vs Switch (activated attack + sunder armor + injury)
Blarg - 3126 Damage vs Ladyabortion (Activated Attack + sunder + Old Injury)
AHHNOLD - 2883 Damage vs Glycerate (activated attack + injury + Sunder)
Village Foo - 2779 Damage vs Arg (Activated Attack + Sunder Armor + old injury)
Ahhnold - 2684 Damage vs Deathbane (activated attack + injury)
SEDRIS - 2624 Damage vs SWITCH (Activated attack + Old Injury)
COK - 2682 Damage vs EGGHDD (Activated Attack + Sunder Armor + Old Injury)
Tank Grrl - 2460 Damage vs LULWUT (Injury)
SHIKII - 2422 Damage vs LUMOS (Injury + Activated Attack)
Nittz - 2417 Damage vs Badlands (Activated attack + Old Injury + Sunder) - One-Handed
KholekSuneater - 2288 Damage vs Roshan (activated attack + injury) - One-Handed
Arg - 2272 Damage vs Snotshot (Activated Attack + prior Sunder Armor + Old Injury)
Mr Champloo - 2247 Damage vs Lumber Jack (Injury) - One-Handed
Varurk - 2238 Damage vs Switch (Activated Attack + Old Injury)
TYGROS REX - 2184 Damage vs HAAKON (activated attack + injury)

Ragin' Roids:

Rules:
Activate Attacks are Accepted (with exception of Rampage and Sig. Move: Stun)
No prior Sunder Armor trigger.
Hits to an injury do not count.
Only hits above 1500 damage are considered.

Members:
SEDRIS - 2377 Damage vs VARQUS
Sir Trollington - 2094 Damage vs Smak (Activated Attack)
LULWUT - 2035 Damage vs ATILA - One-Handed
Olga - 2040 Damage vs ROSHAN (Activated Attack)
LARSHAMIR FURYO - 2028 Damage vs Switch (activated attack)
INCREDULOUS D - 2027 Damage vs WALTER JAGGER
SMAK - 1880 Damage vs Caindesoulis
Arg - 1843 Damage vs SMAK
NURARIHYON - 1692 Damage vs Delta (Activated Attack)
EL STUPIDO - 1655 Damage vs Kharn
Twisted Bytch - 1629 Damage vs Durby
Hurdur - 1594 Damage vs Tuck
Rarg - 1526 Damage vs HUUSE
GAZ - 1502 Damage vs Ivory


Au Naturel:

Rules:
No Activated Attacks accepted.
No prior Sunder Armor trigger.
Hits to an injury do not count.
Only hits above 1000 damage are considered.

Members:
SEDRIS - 2377 Damage vs VARQUS
Olga - 1761 Damage vs Roshan
Twisted Bytch - 1629 Damage vs Durby
ANGRYPANTS - 1327 Damage vs LILLITH
MALAR - 1253 Damage vs LILLITH - One-Handed
BELGARAD - 1203 Damage vs DELTA - One-Handed
WALTER JAGGER - 1093 Damage vs SMAK
LARSHAMIR FURYO - 1067 Damage vs SIR TROLLINGTON
KRAK - 1044 Damage vs GUM E

Arm Wrestler:

Rules:
One-Handed weapons only
Activate Attacks are Accepted (with exception of Rampage and Sig. Move: Stun)
No prior Sunder Armor trigger.
Hits to an injury do not count.
Only hits above 1000 damage are considered.

Members:
CAINEDESOULIS - 1280 Damage vs SEAURCHIN
MALAR - 1253 Damage vs LILLITH
BELGARAD - 1203 Damage vs DELTA
PASQUINEL - 1113 Damage vs LARSHAMIR FURYO
WALTER JAGGER - 1093 Damage vs SMAK


Pimp Slap:

Rules:
Only hits under 100 damage are considered.
Arena challenge hits are accepted
Must result in a KO

**Yes, the aim is to have the lightest hit possible**

Members:

Power Slave - 29 Damage vs Hunger (Arena Challenge)
Zaan Coldblood - 30 Damage vs ISAWTHEDEVIL
Oedi - 35 Damage vs Bigger Buzz
Foo Die - 30 Damage vs The Avenger
Polebarn Ranger - 67 Damage vs Guardian Sazgob (Arena Challenge)
Sill - 78 Damage vs Bigger Buzz

[BlkTmplr]

Nice work Apoc! This is exacly what we needed.

[Apoca1ypse]

i find it dumb that a 1H glad holds most of the records :P

evidently lulwut has all the zigglin'

[Cynaidh]

LULWUT changed to two-handed didn't he?

[Apoca1ypse]

I dunno. I thought he was 2H but when I was going through the old thread some stuff way saying he was 1H. I'll wait for ziggler to confirm what setup he had for each hit.

[Apoca1ypse]

Arg has entered the all time category:

R O U N D 1
>> SNOTSHOT SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> ARG SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
ARG looks to wound his opponent.
ARG aims for SNOTSHOT's weapon arm.
ARG tries to knock SNOTSHOT down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)
ARG's face scowls as SNOTSHOT's armour does its job!
ARG tries to wound his opponent with his WYRMWOOD MAUL.
ARG aims for SNOTSHOT's weapon arm.
ARG looks to seriously damage SNOTSHOT's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
Blast to the hand sends fingers flying in several different directions! (+932 Damage)

SNOTSHOT screams as he hits the sand from the force of the blow!
ARG pauses for a moment to catch his breath.
SNOTSHOT glances at some of the larger wounds on his body!!
R O U N D 2
SNOTSHOT yells in frustration as he looks for an opening to stand!
ARG bounces and springs around the arena.
ARG attempts to cripple his opponent with his WYRMWOOD MAUL.
ARG looks to seriously damage SNOTSHOT's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Deft strike to the abdomen destroys several useful organs! (+2272 Damage)

SNOTSHOT cringes as his weapon drops to the ground after the strike!
>> SNOTSHOT SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
SNOTSHOT is bleeding very badly from several wounds!!!
SNOTSHOT's life is spared as the Enforcer steps in and commands ARG to stop!
Jimmy the Squid makes a few extra notes.
The fight lasted 21 seconds!

[Narol]

Larshamir is joining his adversary El Stupido in the Raging Roids category... 5 Seconds fight !!

R O U N D 1

LARSHAMIR FURYO tries to cut through EL STUPIDO with his EPIC ZWEIHANDER.
LARSHAMIR FURYO tries to knock EL STUPIDO down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)

EL STUPIDO hits the ground hard after that last hit!
Slash to EL STUPIDO's sternum opens a sucking chest wound! (+880 Damage)

LARSHAMIR FURYO leaps forward viciously thrusting his EPIC ZWEIHANDER toward EL STUPIDO.
LARSHAMIR FURYO tries to fake EL STUPIDO out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)

Devastating slash to the shoulder almost removes the arm as a huge spray of blood covers the crowd! (+1566 Damage)

EL STUPIDO's arm might never fully heal!!! *** Serious Injury ***
EL STUPIDO falls to the ground with tears in his eyes and begs the mighty LARSHAMIR FURYO to spare his impotent life!

The fight lasted 5 seconds!

[Narol]

Even better hit against Arg and almost the same fight, but Arg resisted 18 seconds... Larshamir is really a Raging Roid !

A fine mist lays on the arena floor as the battle begins.

R O U N D 1

LARSHAMIR FURYO attempts to dismember ARG with his EPIC ZWEIHANDER.
LARSHAMIR FURYO tries to knock ARG down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)

ARG gets knocked off balance by the strike and falls to the ground!
LARSHAMIR FURYO lands a strike on ARG's ankle inflicting massive injuries! (+942 Damage)

LARSHAMIR FURYO charges forward, stabbing his deadly EPIC ZWEIHANDER at ARG.
LARSHAMIR FURYO tries to fake ARG out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)

LARSHAMIR FURYO lands a strike on ARG's arm inflicting mighty wounds! (+1630 Damage)

ARG's ass is saved just in time to avoid certain death from LARSHAMIR FURYO!

The fight lasted 18 seconds!

[Narol]

And a naturel hit over 1000 against Sir Trollington to finish the day, but this time it wasn't enough to prevent Last Stand... 7 seconds, Larshamir didn't even had the time to strike again !

The Enforcer smiles at the crowd as they begin a 'blood' chant!

R O U N D 1

LARSHAMIR FURYO dashes frantically to and fro.
LARSHAMIR FURYO attacks ferociously.

SIR TROLLINGTON gets knocked off balance by the strike and falls to the ground!
LARSHAMIR FURYO connects with his EPIC ZWEIHANDER causing magnificent damage! (+1067 Damage)

SIR TROLLINGTON appears very concerned with his physical state!!!
SIR TROLLINGTON lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)

SIR TROLLINGTON pelts madly around LARSHAMIR FURYO.
SIR TROLLINGTON collides with LARSHAMIR FURYO and tries to strike him.

SIR TROLLINGTON looks to seriously damage LARSHAMIR FURYO's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
A monstrous wound is opened on LARSHAMIR FURYO's shoulder blade! (+1092 Damage)

LARSHAMIR FURYO cries aloud as his body is sent crashing to the ground by the attack!

SIR TROLLINGTON leaps forward, hammering his EPIC GIANT SMASHER downward with great force.
SIR TROLLINGTON roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)

Blast to the hand sends fingers flying in several different directions! (+979 Damage)

LARSHAMIR FURYO begins to plea for his worthless life and after a moment of thought SIR TROLLINGTON spits on the pitiful fool and walks away!
The fight lasted 7 seconds!

[Apoca1ypse]

updated.

also please dont forget to bold highlight the line with the hit in red. makes it easier for me to find and for you to show off :P