Nature hates me

[Toop55]

Bone Crushing Highlights Blow-By-Blow Details
The sky begins to darken.
R O U N D 1
>> THE ELAAR SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> HOLEESCHITT SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
E N D O F M I N U T E 1
THE ELAAR is winning the fight!
R O U N D 7
THE ELAAR makes a poorly timed attack with his TOWER SHIELD.
THE ELAAR tries to fake HOLEESCHITT out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
THE ELAAR goes for HOLEESCHITT's ribs and connects with his TOWER SHIELD creating pathetic damage. (+6 Damage)
E N D O F M I N U T E 2
THE ELAAR looks to be ahead as of now!
E N D O F M I N U T E 3
THE ELAAR has the edge over HOLEESCHITT!
E N D O F M I N U T E 4
THE ELAAR looks to be winning the fight so far!
R O U N D 29
A bolt of lighting streaks through the sky and hits HOLEESCHITT! (+87 Damage)
E N D O F M I N U T E 5
THE ELAAR is winning the fight!
R O U N D 31
THE ELAAR moves with unbridled energy.
THE ELAAR makes an awkward strike with his HACKER.
THE ELAAR readies his signature move! (-Signature Move-)
THE ELAAR loses his footing.
THE ELAAR tiring quickly, is looking to finish the fight!
A flock of starving birds swoops down from the sky and begins tearing the flesh from HOLEESCHITT's body! (+66 Damage)
R O U N D 32
A flock of starving birds swoops down from the sky and begins tearing the flesh from HOLEESCHITT's body! (+82 Damage)
R O U N D 36
THE ELAAR lashes out with his HACKER, but his attack is poorly timed.
HOLEESCHITT's armour deflects the blow!
THE ELAAR looks nearly exhausted!!
A flock of starving birds swoops down from the sky and begins tearing the flesh from HOLEESCHITT's body! (+126 Damage)
E N D O F M I N U T E 6
THE ELAAR has the edge over HOLEESCHITT!
R O U N D 38
A ravenous boar charges through the fight and gorges HOLEESCHITT on its way though! (+86 Damage)
E N D O F M I N U T E 7
THE ELAAR has the edge over HOLEESCHITT!
R O U N D 44
HOLEESCHITT triggers a trap and spends the next few moments removing a giant spike from his leg! (+122 Damage)
R O U N D 47
HOLEESCHITT catches a glimpse of something stepping into the shadows as a dagger hits him in the back! (+29 Damage)
R O U N D 48
HOLEESCHITT triggers a trap and spends the next few moments removing a giant spike from his leg! (+57 Damage)
E N D O F M I N U T E 8
THE ELAAR is beating HOLEESCHITT!
R O U N D 52
A ravenous boar charges through the fight and gorges THE ELAAR on its way though! (+23 Damage)
E N D O F M I N U T E 9
THE ELAAR is beating HOLEESCHITT!
R O U N D 55
A ravenous boar charges through the fight and gorges HOLEESCHITT on its way though! (+46 Damage)
R O U N D 56
A group of wandering Ogres stops about 30 meters away and begins throwing boulders at HOLEESCHITT! (+29 Damage)
R O U N D 59
THE ELAAR looks to an off handed strike to deal damage.
THE ELAAR makes a rookie attack with his TOWER SHIELD.
THE ELAAR readies his signature move! (-Signature Move-)
THE ELAAR's face scowls as HOLEESCHITT's armour does its job!
High pitched laughter and snickering can be heard as dozens of small projectiles pelt HOLEESCHITT! (+33 Damage)
R O U N D 60
HOLEESCHITT spits on the pathetic remains of THE ELAAR!

The fight lasted 9 minutes & 55 seconds!


A freaking bolt of lightning hit me really what are the chances of that happening?

[Kreegan]

Tanks are excellent conductors.

[Toop55]

Good point

[Alba Kebab]

Oh so the darkened sky actually has a 2nd act now, awsome.

All the more reason for wearing less metal then.

[AngryVermin]

I would guess that the unknown stat "Luck" is horrific for this guy.

[Alba Kebab]

Actually, it's the punishment for inactivity.