Hit with a Truck!

[sevenseas]

My ears are still ringing after this shot.



R O U N D 1
>> LUMOS SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> TOE JAM SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
TOE JAM whirls around as if on fire.
TOE JAM unleashes a vicious crushing attack with his BLOODSAND HACKER.
TOE JAM looks to seriously damage LUMOS's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
TOE JAM connects with his BLOODSAND HACKER creating mammoth injuries! (+792 Damage)
LUMOS is bleeding from various wounds on his body!!
TOE JAM overruns LUMOS and looks to cut into his adversary.
TOE JAM roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
Awesome shot to LUMOS's ribs gashes the side open and makes it difficult for LUMOS to keep internal organs 'internal'! (+751 Damage)

LUMOS spins around and face plants following the strike!
LUMOS tries to give up!!!
LUMOS lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)
LUMOS attempts to strike from the ground.
LUMOS attacks savagely.
Wicked hit destroys TOE JAM's collarbone sending shards of bone flying everywhere! (+599 Damage)
TOE JAM has taken some slight damage from this fight!
TOE JAM hurtles right at his adversary.
TOE JAM swings his BLOODSAND HACKER toward LUMOS with uncanny speed.
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
TOE JAM's weapon rips into LUMOS's back inflicting horrific damage! (+6889 Damage)

TOE JAM stares at the Enforcer and yells words of protest as he stops the fight preserving the life of LUMOS!
The odds makers quietly whisper to one another and chuckle softly!
The fight lasted 8 seconds!

[Toop55]

You should submit this to hit it with a stick biggest hits of all time if it isn't a glitch

[Apoca1ypse]

Updated. stole the title too for a new category :P

[sevenseas]

lol awsome