Go back to your crochet chairs and knit me a sword cozy. Seriously, how can you be proud of your "impressive" win to loss record when you're a little b!tch? I didn't know the Arena allowed eunuchs in the ring? Where's your balls, boyo? Yeah, Spiritual Pain and Lords Fury of DEATH FACTION, I'm looking at you.
Seriously. Total Parry tanking is the antithesis of being a gladiator. If I was a spectator I'd be leading a group of rioters down from the seats to cut your f#$king head off, then we'd continue up the chain of command until all the entrails of those who allowed your very existence on the hallowed field of COMBAT (not your whiney-whiney-sissy-boy-shield-hiding tactics) were dangling from the Arena's rafters.
Man up you poncey gits!