AHHNOLD hustles like wild fire to and fro.
AHHNOLD attacks out-of-control with his ANCIENT GIANT CHOPPER OF THE BLOOD GODS.
AHHNOLD roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
ZIPPY WUNDERBAR masterfully redirects the energy of the attack! (-Surprise Ending-)
Deep cut into AHHNOLD's arm opens the floodgates of blood! (+1322 Damage)
AHHNOLD's arm might never fully heal!!! *** Serious Injury ***
Be honest, the big guy is back at your barracks crying and drinking a protein shake isn't he?