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    First Time

    Thought this fight ended unexpectedly.


    The gladiators slowly take their places on the arena sands…
    R O U N D 1
    >> DEATH MASK SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> PITYTHE FOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> DEATH MASK SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
    R O U N D 4
    PITYTHE FOO twists her DARKSTEEL WARBLADE into a gruesome thrust.
    PITYTHE FOO's attack lands on DEATH MASK's lower back inflicting cyclopean wounds! (+113 Damage)
    E N D O F M I N U T E 1
    PITYTHE FOO is winning the fight!
    R O U N D 8
    PITYTHE FOO attempts to chop DEATH MASK.
    PITYTHE FOO looks to hamstring DEATH MASK! (-Hamstring-)
    PITYTHE FOO's weapon rips into DEATH MASK's back inflicting horrific damage! (+113 Damage)
    R O U N D 10
    DEATH MASK is no longer affected by Hamstring
    PITYTHE FOO twists her DARKSTEEL WARBLADE into a gruesome thrust.
    PITYTHE FOO's attack lands on DEATH MASK's leg causing massive wounds! (+122 Damage)
    R O U N D 11
    PITYTHE FOO shuffles quickly to action.
    PITYTHE FOO jumps into the air bringing her DARKSTEEL WARBLADE crashing down on DEATH MASK.
    PITYTHE FOO's DARKSTEEL WARBLADE tastes victory and inflicts mammoth injuries on DEATH MASK's sternum! (+113 Damage)
    R O U N D 12
    PITYTHE FOO dances quickly back and forth.
    PITYTHE FOO steps forward, her DARKSTEEL WARBLADE whirling in front of her.
    PITYTHE FOO tries to fake DEATH MASK out with a few twirls of her weapon! (-Feint-)
    Bloody slash to DEATH MASK's side exposes several useful intestines! (+113 Damage)
    E N D O F M I N U T E 2
    PITYTHE FOO looks to be winning the fight so far!
    R O U N D 15
    PITYTHE FOO goes for a wicked slashing attack with her DARKSTEEL WARBLADE.
    PITYTHE FOO looks to hamstring DEATH MASK! (-Hamstring-)
    Terrible slash to DEATH MASK...entrails spill out onto the ground! (+113 Damage)
    R O U N D 17
    DEATH MASK is no longer affected by Hamstring
    DEATH MASK hustles uncontrollably around PITYTHE FOO.
    DEATH MASK decides to attack with the other hand.
    DEATH MASK hacks at PITYTHE FOO with his RUNE-POUNDED SLICER.
    Hard slash to the belly severs a few nerve endings! (+58 Damage)
    R O U N D 18
    PITYTHE FOO rams into DEATH MASK and looks to injure her opponent.
    Beastly slice at DEATH MASK's upper back exposes bone and showers the Enforcer with warm, red, salty blood! (+88 Damage)
    E N D O F M I N U T E 3
    PITYTHE FOO surely won that last minute!
    R O U N D 20
    PITYTHE FOO leaps around the arena in hopes of action.
    PITYTHE FOO's DARKSTEEL WARBLADE turns into a blur of razor sharp steel as she lashes at DEATH MASK.
    PITYTHE FOO's DARKSTEEL WARBLADE tastes victory and inflicts towering wounds on DEATH MASK's wrist! (+113 Damage)
    R O U N D 21
    PITYTHE FOO leaps swiftly about.
    PITYTHE FOO propels her DARKSTEEL WARBLADE forward with unyielding determination.
    PITYTHE FOO smiles after the magnificent hit to DEATH MASK's waist! (+387 Damage)

    R O U N D 22
    The crowd hurls insults and sharp objects at DEATH MASK as he stands around doing nothing! (+143 Damage)
    R O U N D 23
    PITYTHE FOO laughs at DEATH MASK as he cries 'mommy' one last time!

    The fight lasted 3 minutes & 45 seconds!
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    As a young boy, HipsterD dreamt of being a gladiator. Angered by his fathers unwillingness to sell him off as a slave, he ran away and joined the circus...wrong circus. After enduring endless face painting, he decided that pies had no damage inflicting properties at all, so he shanghaied the bearded lady and started a stable of his own.

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    That's pretty funny. I could imagine standing there about to land a hit when all of a sudden a kitchen knife flies past my head and wedges itself in the other glads face! I think I might laugh as well!
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