Well I'm still waiting for someone worthy to fill BB II's old slot so I decided to entertain myself. Welcome Smashface. I'm going to let him rant about his career as long as it takes me to grow bored of him, or until I need that spot for someone better.

Starting stats:

Cost: 956 gold, 99 silver

Rage
Str - 83
Int - 58
Agi - 74
Sta - 70
Siz - 69
Pre - 60
Chi - 74
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Day 1:

Warman say me am now fight for him. He call me Smashface, because I smash him in face with rock when he buy. HA! HA! I like Smashface. Is sneaky. No one expect when I smash THEIR faces! HA!

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Fights:

Arena Challenge vs. Minatauro:
Me go for first fight. Bullman think he can win, but his face gets smashed! HA! HA!. Now Smashface am level 2? No know what that means, maybe time to smash face number 2? Me also wins a cheese mint? Makes me more strong so is good.

Smashface vs. Yagur

Someone in crowd call Smashface "Grape Ape". Smashface not know what that mean but naked man with sword is dumb. Smashface try to smash him face, but get neck instead. It not matter, he fall down and Smashface win!

Smashface vs. Forty

Bossman say Smashface get bad matchup. Not know what this mean but at least armor man not naked. Smashface been having dreams about naked Yagur man. Am creeped out. Forty have so much armor me cannot even see face? How to smash noface?! I try anyway but armor stop all smashing. Noface stab me in leg. It hurt lots, but not as much as another stab in neck. Noface wins with mean stabs.

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Starting strategy: 4/4, Bash, Head/Torso.
Axe/Mace trained to level 3
Equipped +1 STR achievement from Minatauro