Smashface Am Here!

[Warmonger]

Day 6-7 (Part 2)

Me take nap after early fights and wake up feeling weird! Head hurt and hat is ripped. Oh well it probably not important.

Smashface vs. Mammothcrusher

Ha! Smash always better than crush. Just to be safe me do both and win easy.

Smashface vs. the Huntress

Lady with giant fork is no match. Is fight time not lunch time. Maybe she go back to kitchen make Smashface some bacon. Mmm. Bacon.

Smashface vs. Zanar

Armor man take many smashes and not fall down. Is no fair. Me need law talking man to sue! Me eventually get tired and go to sleep but take longer than it used to.

Smashface vs. Theron

Another armor man. Too many armor mans! This one am easy to smash though.
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Level 7
Axe & Mace trained to 6.1
Brute Force trained to 1
Race changed to Urk which raised endurance to 82.
Fight start changed to 8/8 Berserk Head/Torso

[Warmonger]

Day 8

Ever since me start feel different me on roll! Now me hungry for lunch. But is fight time!

Kayme vs. Smashface

Ha! Me make this guy go away fast. Me so funny.

Smashface vs. Thanatros

Me smash arms AND legs. Should be worth 2 wins!

Smashface vs. Calmrazorblade

Him poleaxe look like bitchin' guitar! Me want so smash very fast. But is not guitar. Me feel cheated.

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Continues to totally suck at training.
Level 8
Axe & Mace trained to 6.3

[Warmonger]

Day 9-10

Smashface vs. Calmrazorblade

Razorman again? You must get stronger, last 23 seconds this time before me smash.

Smashface vs. Gimmir

You no fun. Only 4 smashes and you give up. Pretty ball on chain though.

Smashface vs. Nightmare (Arena challenge)

Bah me send him to dreamland. Boss give me that one. I no get.

Zila vs. Smashface

Dunder man so tiny and cute me want to take home! Me smashed too hard though just like that time with the bunny. Mr. Flufflessssssssssss! NOOOOOOO!

Smashface vs. Nineninefive

Number man is cheater. Number man confuse Smashface with his mathmagic! Me no fan fight magic. Me get him next time.

Smashface vs. Bolareoss

Haha bowl man make funny noise when me smash in bad spot.

Smashface vs. Panzer (Arena challenge)

Boss say I not ready for him yet but I smash easy. Easy like squishing rabbits. MR FLUFFLES! NONONONONO.

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Axe & Mace trained to 6.8

[Warmonger]

Day 11-12

Smashface vs. the Watcher

Smashface think bighead baldman is funny. But boss says I still smash so I smash him good.


Jahaan vs. Smashface

Where people get all these giant forks? Giant forks not for fighting but for eating giant foods! Me smash him too hard. Just wanted fork. Now he is deaded and Smashface is sad. But now me is ready for giant dinner. Yum!

Smashface vs. DrWeird

Weirdman have ball on chain. Look like fun so me smash him good and take. Sorry about me drool on you at end of fight. Sometimes me forget to close mouth.

Smashface vs. Seramir

Armorman just stand there and get smashed. Me no understand. Do peoples like smashing?

Smashface vs. Dangorian

He dress like me! He try to confuse Smashface, but me smart and see that he has swords so I know he is not me and I smash him good.

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Level 10
Axes & Maces trained to 7.3

[crow]

Dear smashface,
I'm a huge fan, I love reading all your handiwork. Can you please send me a signed autograph, preferably engraved on your last opponent's forehead.
Sincerely,
Sliver

[Warmonger]

Smashface vs. Tarlrius

Me beat up armor man who just stand there like doll most of fight. But before he get dragged away me try to sign head with smashers. Enforcer man look angry at that and it not working anyway. So me sit down and think up great plan! Armor man had swords. Swords are good for cutting things! Me so smart. So me get up and look around but everyone was gone? Lucky armor man arm explode into pretty shards when me hit him hard so me took some. Swords were gone too so me had to bite bones. Me hope birdman likes. No one say Smashface not go extra mile for fans!

Bossman say me probably not fight again today. He say something about a bowl he has to watch. Why watch bowl unless is filled with something good? Me hope it is candy Urks. Me LOVE candy Urks!

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Trained Axe & Mace to 7.4

He's down to a 27.3% chance to train and still a ways away from skill 8. Ouch. Once he hits 8 I think I'll switch to a few other skills just to get him a bit of training in since 9 and 10 will take weeks at this rate.

[Warmonger]

Grimm Blood vs. Smashface

Bloodman is good name for him. He bleed lots when smashed.

Congra vs. Smashface

Me forget what this guy look like. He kind of puddle of good when me done smashing. At least me got to keep the skull.

Smashface vs. Nursing Drone

Bee man stand around while being smashed. Is boring but more win for me!

Smashface vs. Gtrilogy

He have bitchin' awesome sword. Me ask if me can have but he just call Smashface names. Me got mad and smashed him good. Me am not sure is head supposed to come off like that?

Smashface vs. Lamoonia

Moon girl said she would punish Smashface but she was smashed like the rest. Me didn't mean to dead her though. Sorry moongirl!

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Level 11
Axe & Mace trained to 7.8

[Cynaidh]

Man still enjoying these I thought Zila would do better in their match up.... but well Zila is even dumber then smashface and thats saying something.

[Warmonger]

Llachance vs. Smashface

Me tell chanceman that he have nochance with girly baby sword. He just smile. Me learn that girly baby sword still hurt though. Wonder if bossman can replace missing fingers with finger swords. Those would be awesome.

Smashface vs. Mincer

Mincemeat man from Meatmashers. Me ok with them. Almost like smashers and smashers are good like me! Too bad me had to smash anyway.

Smashface vs. Svadilvari

Sv....vads...sivlar....V man annoy Smashface with girly name! Me smash him good! Leave him with matching smashed arm and leg.

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Axe & Mace trained to 7.9

[Warmonger]

Smashface vs. Active

Is funny name for armor man who just stand there! Oh well Smashface not here to judge, just smash. Me smash him good then go for delicious ice cream.

Smashface vs. King of Blood

Kingman is tough! He hit Smashface with ball on stick hard. A lot. Kingman better be ready next time is for smashing!

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Level 12
0-8 training today. Ouch.