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    Probably Walter... He's a real thorn in my side.
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    Time to revive this thread with a frustrating but funny fight :

    The Enforcer looks to the crowd and promises a bloody fight!

    R O U N D 1

    CORMAC MARTIGAN dances and springs around his opponent.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN howls like a wild animal and lashes out.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to seriously damage SHIKII's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
    A mammoth wound is opened on SHIKII's chin! (+98 Damage)

    Resisted Can Not Defend Effect!

    CORMAC MARTIGAN whirls furiously back and forth.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN sneaks in an off handed strike.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to stick SHIKII with his EPIC RAPIER.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN smiles after the towering hit to SHIKII's tricep! (+155 Damage)

    Resisted Stun Effect!

    CORMAC MARTIGAN dances and springs around SHIKII.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN leaps toward SHIKII, brutally slashing with his EPIC RAPIER.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    Beastly shot to SHIKII's inner thigh spears his leg and punctures a major artery...the flood gates of blood have been opened! (+595 Damage)

    SHIKII screams in agony as the strike causes him to drop his weapon!
    SHIKII looks at his body and notices he has taken a few hits!

    (The fun part starts here...)

    SHIKII finds an old RAPIER laying on the ground.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to an off handed strike to deal damage.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to stick his enemy.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN tries to fake SHIKII out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
    CORMAC MARTIGAN's face scowls as SHIKII's armour does its job!

    CORMAC MARTIGAN strikes at SHIKII and looks to hurt his enemy.
    SHIKII's armour absorbs the hit!

    The Enforcer peers quizzically at SHIKII's manager as he bashes with his RAPIER.
    Freakish hit to the back of the arm brings a shrill cry of pain and anguish that echoes throughout the arena! (+83 Damage)

    R O U N D 2

    CORMAC MARTIGAN moves with uncontrolled energy around the arena.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN's EPIC RAPIER viciously slices through the air toward SHIKII.

    SHIKII kicks CORMAC MARTIGAN in the chest knocking him out of striking range! (-Create Distance-)

    CORMAC MARTIGAN charges madly around SHIKII.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN rages like a wild beast and attacks with his EPIC RAPIER.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN tries to fake SHIKII out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
    CORMAC MARTIGAN stumbles on an old skull and aborts the attack.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN takes a step back to catch a quick breather.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN overtakes SHIKII and attempts to strike his enemy.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to seriously damage SHIKII's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)

    Sparks fly as SHIKII's armour deflects the strike!
    CORMAC MARTIGAN howls like a wild animal and lashes out.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN is aiming at SHIKII's head.
    Massive shot to SHIKII's wrist...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+105 Damage)

    CORMAC MARTIGAN moves with unbridled energy.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN rages like a mad bull and charges.

    Bloody slash to SHIKII's side exposes several useful intestines! (+267 Damage)
    SHIKII has taken some heavy damage from this fight!!

    CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to wound SHIKII.
    Terrible slash to SHIKII...entrails spill out onto the ground! (+355 Damage)

    SHIKII screams as he hits the sand from the force of the blow!
    SHIKII's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
    SHIKII is bleeding very badly from several wounds!!!

    SHIKII lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)

    SHIKII readies a strike from the ground.
    SHIKII causes the other warriors in the arena to scoff at him as he attacks with his weapon in a very unorthodox manner.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN is knocked back as his armour absorbs the hit!

    SHIKII attempts to strike from the ground.
    SHIKII tries to lance his enemy with his RAPIER.

    A significant wound is opened on CORMAC MARTIGAN's abdomen! (+65 Damage)

    CORMAC MARTIGAN jumps and hops around the arena.
    CORMAC MARTIGAN steps to the side, swinging his EPIC RAPIER with untamed fury.

    CORMAC MARTIGAN's attack lands on SHIKII's shoulder inflicting titanic wounds! (+136 Damage)

    SHIKII attempts to strike from the ground.
    The Enforcer peers quizzically at SHIKII's manager as he bashes with his RAPIER.

    SHIKII's RAPIER disappears into CORMAC MARTIGAN's elbow! (+71 Damage)

    CORMAC MARTIGAN should have spent more time running laps.

    SHIKII readies a strike from the ground.
    SHIKII looks foolish as he attempts to bash his foe with his RAPIER.

    SHIKII fumbles about with his weapon!

    SHIKII tries to attack from the ground.
    The crowd erupts into laughter as SHIKII makes a bashing attack with his RAPIER.

    SHIKII smiles after the cyclopean hit to CORMAC MARTIGAN's ear! (+87 Damage)
    SHIKII hits the sweet spot on CORMAC MARTIGAN's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)

    CORMAC MARTIGAN is bleeding from minor cuts and bruises!

    SHIKII raises his weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as CORMAC MARTIGAN falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!
    The odds makers quietly whisper to one another and chuckle softly!

    The fight lasted 13 seconds!


    Conclusion : If you want to do a knockout with a rapier, bash ! You'll look foolish but you may win !
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    He bashed him in the ear with an old rapier while laying on the ground and knocked him out.... SHIKII has skills.
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    Like a boss

    Note: Ive almost sold him off a couple of times lol
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    Both warriors stare at one another before taking their positions!
    R O U N D 1
    >> LITTLECAT SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> DHUDE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    DHUDE shuffles hastily to action.
    DHUDE overruns LITTLECAT and seeks to carve into her.
    The blow to LITTLECAT's ear lands with towering force! (+105 Damage)

    LITTLECAT drops to the ground grabbing her wound!
    DHUDE hits the sweet spot on LITTLECAT's head and drops her! (-Knockout-)
    LITTLECAT sees black as the last hit knocks him out.
    The Enforcer gives the thumbs up!
    The fight lasted 12 seconds!
    good times

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Narol View Post
    SHIKII fumbles about with his weapon!

    SHIKII tries to attack from the ground.
    The crowd erupts into laughter as SHIKII makes a bashing attack with his RAPIER.

    SHIKII smiles after the cyclopean hit to CORMAC MARTIGAN's ear! (+87 Damage)
    SHIKII hits the sweet spot on CORMAC MARTIGAN's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)

    CORMAC MARTIGAN is bleeding from minor cuts and bruises!

    SHIKII raises his weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as CORMAC MARTIGAN falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!
    Haha this is most hilarious..

    SHIKII is prone; then he fumbles; bashes with rapier; hits opponent's ear; and still manages to knock him out!

    I am trying to visualize in what position CORMAC must be standing at the time, to present his ear only to be bashed by his prone and fumbling opponent.. Need a screenshot to understand. Or a a nice video could be helpful :-)

    And this SHIKII, whom the crowd laughed at for bashing with a rapier, now raises this same rapier and screams to the crowd! The crowd must be dead-silent now; with jaws and eyes wide open.. Who is the greatest fool of all, SHIKII, CORMAC or the crowd?

    By the way, SHIKII must have signed onto this rapier and put it into auction.. 'Epic Rapier of SHIKII'.. Has anyone seen it?
    Last edited by The Myst; 04-05-2018 at 11:44 PM.

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