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    Wink Made me laugh.

    Just thought I would post this for some amusement, it's the first time I've seen it happen this early in a fight.


    R O U N D 1
    >> SWDGENERAL SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> LILLITH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    LILLITH rapidly launches her CRUDE CUTTER at SWDGENERAL.
    LILLITH's attack lands on SWDGENERAL's cheekbone creating crippling injuries! (+46 Damage)
    Bleeding: 13 health per round
    Attack Power: -10 (5 rounds)

    LILLITH hits the sweet spot on SWDGENERAL's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
    LILLITH raises her weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as SWDGENERAL falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!
    Some of the other gladiators in the arena begin to sweat!
    The fight lasted 10 seconds!

    Made me laugh my head off.
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    Batroc just pulled off something similar in today's BG against Prey. Prey led off with a rampage and Batroc countered with a KO shot to the forehead.

    Bloodbath II then proceeded to embarrass himself in a hilarious ending in a normal fight against Thunder Lips. It was a bloody fight that BB was starting to lose when he disarmed Thunder Lips, who then proceeded to roundhouse kick him TO DEATH...with a fist somehow. That's Internet Chuck Norris level asskickery right there.

    THUNDER LIPS whirls her leg around and strikes with a devastating roundhouse.

    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    THUNDER LIPS's FIST connects with BLOODBATH II's elbow causing freakish wounds! (+159 Damage)
    THUNDER LIPS places a heavy foot upon BLOODBATH II's dead body in the center of the arena for all to see!
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    I'll keep it going!

    CAINEDESOULIS moves around on the ground looking for an opening to strike.
    CAINEDESOULIS whirls around with a devastating spinning backfist.
    CAINEDESOULIS aims for BELGARAD's front leg..
    CAINEDESOULIS's FIST connects with BELGARAD's outer thigh creating freakish damage! (+149 Damage)

    Who knew Caine was a break dancer! Spinning backfist from the ground!

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    Bahaha XD Keep them coming anyone who finds weird and wacky events among reports. This is hilarious.
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    fishing

    Glady shuffles hurriedly to and fro.
    Glady throws a hook with his BLOODSIDIAN CLAW.
    Fast slash to the chest...breathe deep, it'll feel better in a minute! (+28 Damage)

    12sec battle ^^
    Glady bounces and hops around Enemy.
    Glady raises his HEROIC CHOPPER overhead and brings it crashing down onto Enemy.
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    Gruesome slash opens Enemy's forehead...gray matter spills forth! (+457 Damage)
    Glady hits the sweet spot on Enemy's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
    Blood pours from Enemy's battle wounds!!
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    Thanks for sharing this! This made me laugh xD I hope to encounter such a battle too once I'll post it as soon as I get one!

    I love that one Cynaidh, made me laugh most of all xD I've once had a downwards slash with the fist while I lay face-planted on the arena floor... Must have incredibly long arms to successfully make such a move
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    Speaking of the devil, I just had a fun fight xD

    The Enforcer smiles at the crowd as they begin a 'blood' chant!
    MO FO looks to be weighed down by her weapons and armour.
    R O U N D 1
    >> MO FO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> LYSANNA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    LYSANNA speeds like wild fire around her enemy.
    LYSANNA's HEROIC HALBERD lashes out with devastating power.
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    Massive shot to MO FO's lower arm...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+326 Damage)

    LYSANNA looks at her reflection in the lifeless horror filled eyes of MO FO!

    The odds makers quietly whisper to one another and chuckle softly!
    The fight lasted 27 seconds!
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    The Spirit of Chuck Norris visited my Walter today in a tough fight...

    SINETH attempts to strike from the ground.
    SINETH sneaks in an off handed strike.
    SINETH's BASTARD SWORD OF QUICKNESS lashes out with unnatural speed.

    A huge laceration to the lower arm exposes meat and tissue...WALTER JAGGER's arm becomes almost useless! (+61 Damage)
    • Bleeding: 14 health per round
    • Attack Power: -10 (4 rounds)

    Fatigue weighs WALTER JAGGER down, slowing his attacks.

    WALTER JAGGER whirls madly to and fro.
    WALTER JAGGER throws an uncertain punch toward his opponent.
    SINETH is knocked back as her armour absorbs the hit!

    WALTER JAGGER attempts to kick his opponent.
    Awesome shot collapses a lung! (+47 Damage)

    WALTER JAGGER stares at the Enforcer and yells words of protest as he stops the fight preserving the life of SINETH!
    The fight lasted 27 seconds!

    Walter had only 36 hp left before the final kick and Sineth 29 hp, it was damn close but disciples of Chuck Norris never give up !

    When your arms are too damaged to hit with your fists, use your feet ! (and if it doesn't work, headbutt !!)
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    I've been headbutt before.... I don't know where these glads learn to fight but I wanna sign up!
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    I remember one of my warriors doing a headbutt recently, maybe it was against one of yours ! I'll have to search in my fight library...
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