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    Ahhnold

    Ahhnold prays to Krom, and Krom hears him. He now knows the riddle of steel and stands victorious over the corpse of Thulsa Doo.... I mean Emperor Etulutu.

    He has smashed through the constraints of old and stands on top of the primus throne, proving that 2H styles are viable (or that he is just THAT awesome!) He has but one conquest left: The Blood Games.

    During his down time from "verking owt" he can often be found at the tavern, drinking ale and showing of his "maascles" to the ladies. Naturally, they all swoon because he is the most perfect being in the great realm.

    There are 'greater' individuals out in the great realm, dwelling in "The Hot Gates, otherwise known as "The 6th Tier", but those who dwell there have been tainted by a foul magic, the likes of which Ahhnold has no time for. His victory over their leader was proof of this.


    Ahhnold Facts:

    #1: Ahhnold spends most of his time 'verking owt' at Skull's Gym and getting pumped.

    #2: He actually runs a section of Skull's Gym. He calls it "25 Hour Fittness" for what he claims as "One extra hour of VERKING OWT!"

    #3: He still works out while training other gladiators. It's in between his reps that he makes sure other gladiators do their reps properly, and THAT is why your glads get 2x training points when they go there.

    #4: Every time someone maxes out their strength attribute, it is because they want to be just like him. Remember that.

    #5: Ahhnold's workout song is titled "If it jiggles it's fat"

    #6: He is comfortably the record holder of both the old and new "Biggest Hits" lists. As such he would like to know: Do you even lift?

    #7: Ahhnold's success is the reason 2H styles saw a resurgence

    #8: His motivational speeches to new gladiators simply goes: "Dont be a weak little girly-man"

    #9: with the introduction of armor being polished/used/etc, Ahhnold would like to remind you all that there is another category just for him: Oiled.

    #10: Ahhnold never runs from a fight for 2 reasons: He never thinks he'll lose, and 2: cardio is for choir boys

    #11: It is said that Ahhnold's strength to weight ratio is greater than that of even the mightiest ants. This has caused a stable manager to go out in search of the heaviest, most extravagant dumbbells known. The only hurdle is how to get such a set off Jimmy the Squid.




    I had more narcissistic ranting in mind, but I am too tired to think it through fully. Rest assured, this will continue and form a monument to his awesome :P

    Note: More Ahhnold facts are welcome
    Last edited by Apoca1ypse; 07-30-2013 at 10:31 AM.
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    Got to give it up to Ahhnold, our shining example for all the Primus girlie men to look up to.
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    "If it jiggles it's fat" lol.

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    He claims when the wenches sees his scrotum: "It's nat a tuumoor, it's maascles!"
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    Lol

    Some say that it's also rumored that he is the reason that 2H styles suddenly became popular among other managers. All we know is that he's called Ahhnold :P



    (hmm, not the same ring as "The Stig" but Ahhnold doesnt care :P)
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    Haha This song is awesome! Its so relaxing. I keep listen this after I finish in the gym.

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    #8: with the introduction of armor being polished/used/etc, Ahhnold would like to remind you all that there is another category just for him: Oiled.

    #9: Ahhnold never runs from a fight for 2 reasons: He never thinks he'll lose, and 2: cardio is for choir boys
    Do you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women? Then follow the link below!

    >>Player Guide Compendium<<

    Stable: Team Win
    Official Team Song: Dethklok - Face Fisted
    Gladiators on Note: Ahhnold, Bruce Iee, Duke Nukem, Bruce Willis, Wargh, Kharn

    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    P.S. Apoc is still a ninja!

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    hmm, some of them were a bit similar so i redid the list :P
    Do you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women? Then follow the link below!

    >>Player Guide Compendium<<

    Stable: Team Win
    Official Team Song: Dethklok - Face Fisted
    Gladiators on Note: Ahhnold, Bruce Iee, Duke Nukem, Bruce Willis, Wargh, Kharn

    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    P.S. Apoc is still a ninja!

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    Although Ahhnold is stronger than ants by comparison, he'll recieve the finest new dumbbells from me as a gift of reverence if something similar will be implemented. I'm sure Jimmy the Squid, as written somewhere else is able to buy anything, if the price is right would get his hands on the heaviest, most precious known material in the Great Realm to make it a meaningful gift for the muscle wonder of the same barren lands.

    (It's a long fact that may be shorten as pleased...)

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    talking on chat today prompted me to add new ahhnold facts :3

    Ahhnold fact #6: Ahhnold spends most of his time 'verking owt' at Skull's Gym and getting pumped. In between reps he makes sure other gladiators do their reps properly, and THAT is why your glads get 2x training points when they go there.

    Ahhnold fact #7: If Ahhnold had his way, he would rename Skulls Gym "25 hour fitness" for, as he puts it, "one extra hour of verking owt!"
    Last edited by Apoca1ypse; 05-07-2013 at 08:03 AM.
    Do you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women? Then follow the link below!

    >>Player Guide Compendium<<

    Stable: Team Win
    Official Team Song: Dethklok - Face Fisted
    Gladiators on Note: Ahhnold, Bruce Iee, Duke Nukem, Bruce Willis, Wargh, Kharn

    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    P.S. Apoc is still a ninja!

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