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  1. #71
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    Bigger hit for Armok

    AAAAAUURGH steps into the arena and points at ARMOK!
    A slight breeze can be felt.
    R O U N D 1
    >> ARMOK SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> AAAAAUURGH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    ARMOK races uncontrollably around the arena.
    ARMOK looks to cleave his opponent.
    ARMOK roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    A massive wound is opened on AAAAAUURGH's groin! (+3710 Damage)


    >> AAAAAUURGH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
    AAAAAUURGH has several wounds on his body!!!
    AAAAAUURGH's ass is saved just in time to avoid certain death from ARMOK!
    A city official collects his bet and nods his head toward the victor!
    The fight lasted 11 seconds!
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  2. #72
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    I'm posting this for apoc, since he might not read it. My bad for not noticing the old injury

    R O U N D 1
    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> KUNG FOOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    AHHNOLD makes a powerful crushing attack with his PRIMEVAL BALL & CHAIN OF THE BLOOD GODS.
    AHHNOLD roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    Unbelievable smash to the cheek drives bone through the eye and into the brain! (+3982 Damage)
    >> KUNG FOOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
    KUNG FOOO tries to give up!!!
    KUNG FOOO's ass is saved just in time to avoid certain death from AHHNOLD!
    Jimmy the Squid makes a few extra notes.
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    As a young boy, HipsterD dreamt of being a gladiator. Angered by his fathers unwillingness to sell him off as a slave, he ran away and joined the circus...wrong circus. After enduring endless face painting, he decided that pies had no damage inflicting properties at all, so he shanghaied the bearded lady and started a stable of his own.

  3. #73
    Biggest surprize ending:

    The Enforcer smiles at the crowd as they begin a 'blood' chant!
    R O U N D 1
    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> BLOODY LADY SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    AHHNOLD uses his PRIMEVAL BALL & CHAIN OF THE BLOOD GODS to lash out with deadly force.
    AHHNOLD's PRIMEVAL BALL & CHAIN OF THE BLOOD GODS whips around BLOODY LADY's shield!
    AHHNOLD roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    BLOODY LADY masterfully redirects the energy of the attack! (-Surprise Ending-)

    BLOODY LADY's attack lands on AHHNOLD's solar plexus creating mammoth damage! (+1956 Damage)
    • Attack Power: -15 (6 rounds)
    • Possible Serious Injury

    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
    >> BLOODY LADY SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
    AHHNOLD can't take much more of this beating!!!
    AHHNOLD begins to plea for his worthless life and after a moment of thought BLOODY LADY spits on the pitiful fool and walks away!
    A zealous fan runs out onto the arena sands and kisses the winner!
    The fight lasted 11 seconds!

  4. #74
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    The arena gates rise slowly as the gladiators ready to spill blood!
    R O U N D 1
    >> FLONNE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> AAAAAUURGH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    AAAAAUURGH leaps into the air and executes a cruel strike with his EPIC GIANT CLUB.
    AAAAAUURGH is aiming at FLONNE's head.
    FLONNE's shoulder is smashed into a thousand pieces! (+793 Damage)
    FLONNE has minor cuts and bruises on her body!
    FLONNE attacks out-of-control.
    FLONNE roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
    FLONNE's VORPAL WAR CHAIN connects with AAAAAUURGH's mouth causing mammoth injuries! (+2316 Damage)


    AAAAAUURGH curses as the attack knocks his weapon to the ground!
    >> AAAAAUURGH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
    AAAAAUURGH has several wounds on his body!!!
    FLONNE looks to strike AAAAAUURGH again, however the Enforcer steps in and spares the bested AAAAAUURGH!
    The odds makers quietly whisper to one another and chuckle softly!
    The fight lasted 8 seconds!
    Last edited by Prinny; 05-27-2013 at 09:45 AM. Reason: Bigger hit the second I posted her hit :P

  5. #75
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    This one hurts

    Thunder clouds form on the horizon
    R O U N D 1
    >> FLONNE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> ARMOK SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    ARMOK moves with unbridled energy.
    ARMOK looks to hammer FLONNE.
    ARMOK is aiming at FLONNE's leading leg.
    ARMOK fumbles about with his weapon!
    FLONNE seeks to cripple ARMOK with her VORPAL WAR CHAIN.
    FLONNE roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    FLONNE's VORPAL WAR CHAIN connects with ARMOK's torso causing freakish injuries! (+4379 Damage)

    ARMOK's life is spared as the Enforcer steps in and commands FLONNE to stop!
    The fight lasted 12 seconds!

  6. #76
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    Both warriors stare at one another before taking their positions!

    R O U N D 1

    >> SUPERSONIC HATE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1

    >> FARKAS SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1

    FARKAS executes a horrendously powerful slash with his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER.

    FARKAS roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)

    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!


    FARKAS connects with his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER creating monstrous damage! (+4061 Damage)

    Resisted Stun Effect!

    >> FARKAS SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2

    >> SUPERSONIC HATE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4

    SUPERSONIC HATE begs and pleads that his life be spared, and in a moment of weakness, FARKAS allows it!

    The fight lasted 12 seconds!
    Stable: Stormcloak
    Current Glads: Lachdanan (human war), Ecthelion (human war), Kedro (rage elaar), Acheros (war elaar), Tsiroth (war elaar)
    HOL Retirees: Rauthreygo (human war), Farkas (rage elaar), Vilkus (theatrics elaar), Thalvric (war elaar), Gamling (war dunder), Kresjack (theatrics elaar), Percivus (war spite), Agravaine (war elaar)

  7. #77
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    Ahhnold is back!

    The ground is soaked with water from last night's rain storm.
    R O U N D 1
    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> BENJIBOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    AHHNOLD jumps and skips around his enemy.
    AHHNOLD unleashes a vicious crushing attack with his PRIMEVAL BALL & CHAIN OF THE BLOOD GODS.
    AHHNOLD roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    A magnificent wound is opened on BENJIBOO's lower calf! (+5061 Damage)

    BENJIBOO's leg may always be in pain!!! *** Serious Injury ***
    >> BENJIBOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
    AHHNOLD yells in anger as the Enforcer saves BENJIBOO's life!
    The fight lasted 12 seconds!
    * Feedusblood's Doctor was unable to heal Benjiboo's back leg injury!
    Do you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women? Then follow the link below!

    >>Player Guide Compendium<<

    Stable: Team Win
    Official Team Song: Dethklok - Face Fisted
    Gladiators on Note: Ahhnold, Bruce Iee, Duke Nukem, Bruce Willis, Wargh, Kharn

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    P.S. Apoc is still a ninja!

  8. #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterD View Post
    I'm posting this for apoc, since he might not read it. My bad for not noticing the old injury

    R O U N D 1
    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> KUNG FOOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    AHHNOLD makes a powerful crushing attack with his PRIMEVAL BALL & CHAIN OF THE BLOOD GODS.
    AHHNOLD roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    Unbelievable smash to the cheek drives bone through the eye and into the brain! (+3982 Damage)
    >> KUNG FOOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
    KUNG FOOO tries to give up!!!
    KUNG FOOO's ass is saved just in time to avoid certain death from AHHNOLD!
    Jimmy the Squid makes a few extra notes.
    Nah, hadnt noticed that one :P Cheers

    Did just beat it though.
    Do you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women? Then follow the link below!

    >>Player Guide Compendium<<

    Stable: Team Win
    Official Team Song: Dethklok - Face Fisted
    Gladiators on Note: Ahhnold, Bruce Iee, Duke Nukem, Bruce Willis, Wargh, Kharn

    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    P.S. Apoc is still a ninja!

  9. #79
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    Updated.

    I've also included a new section called "Young Grasshopper" for those using the sneaky, martial art-like skill of Surprise Ending.
    Do you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women? Then follow the link below!

    >>Player Guide Compendium<<

    Stable: Team Win
    Official Team Song: Dethklok - Face Fisted
    Gladiators on Note: Ahhnold, Bruce Iee, Duke Nukem, Bruce Willis, Wargh, Kharn

    Quote Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    P.S. Apoc is still a ninja!

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    R O U N D 1

    >> NASH LASH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1

    >> FARKAS SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1



    FARKAS's WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER lashes out with unnatural speed.

    FARKAS roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)

    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!

    FARKAS's attack lands on NASH LASH's upper arm inflicting massive damage! (+4334 Damage)



    >> FARKAS SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2

    >> NASH LASH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3



    FARKAS howls as his finishing blow is intercepted by the Enforcer!

    The fight lasted 13 seconds!
    Stable: Stormcloak
    Current Glads: Lachdanan (human war), Ecthelion (human war), Kedro (rage elaar), Acheros (war elaar), Tsiroth (war elaar)
    HOL Retirees: Rauthreygo (human war), Farkas (rage elaar), Vilkus (theatrics elaar), Thalvric (war elaar), Gamling (war dunder), Kresjack (theatrics elaar), Percivus (war spite), Agravaine (war elaar)

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