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  1. #41
    Aspiring Master HipsterD's Avatar
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    slightly better Ragin' Roids from Dilbert


    R O U N D 1
    >> MOTAROG SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> DILBERT GREEN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    DILBERT GREEN thrashes his EPIC GREAT SWORD forward making a devastating cutting attack.
    DILBERT GREEN comes crashing down onto MOTAROG! (-Death From Above-)
    Massive shot to MOTAROG's elbow...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+592 Damage)

    Resisted Stun Effect!
    MOTAROG has taken some slight damage from this fight!
    DILBERT GREEN sees an opening and attempts to shove his EPIC GREAT SWORD into MOTAROG.
    DILBERT GREEN unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
    Deep slash to MOTAROG's neck severs an artery! (+572 Damage)

    MOTAROG can't take much more of this beating!!!
    MOTAROG moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
    MOTAROG's SOULWOOD SLEDGE HAMMER crashes down with tremendous power.
    MOTAROG looks to seriously damage DILBERT GREEN's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
    MOTAROG connects with his SOULWOOD SLEDGE HAMMER creating crippling damage! (+403 Damage)

    MOTAROG looks to smash DILBERT GREEN with his SOULWOOD SLEDGE HAMMER.
    MOTAROG's attack lands on DILBERT GREEN's butt causing beastly damage! (+580 Damage)

    DILBERT GREEN's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
    DILBERT GREEN has multiple flesh wounds!!
    R O U N D 2
    DILBERT GREEN looks to carve into his adversary with his EPIC GREAT SWORD.
    DILBERT GREEN roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    Terrible slash to MOTAROG...entrails spill out onto the ground! (+2386 Damage)
    MOTAROG's ass is saved just in time to avoid certain death from DILBERT GREEN!
    The odds makers quietly whisper to one another and chuckle softly!
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  2. #42
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    R O U N D 1
    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> BELGARTH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    BELGARTH jumps and skips around AHHNOLD.
    BELGARTH whips around swinging his WYRMBONE HAND AXE with unbelievable speed.
    BELGARTH unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
    Massive shot to AHHNOLD's waist...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+474 Damage)

    AHHNOLD drops to one knee after the shot!
    AHHNOLD's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
    BELGARTH leaps forward, hammering his WYRMBONE HAND AXE downward with great force.
    BELGARTH roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    A gigantic wound is opened on AHHNOLD's spine! (+2465 Damage)

    AHHNOLD drops his weapon as the pain from the hit streaks through his body!
    AHHNOLD's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
    Resisted Can Not Defend Effect!
    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
    BELGARTH howls as his finishing blow is intercepted by the Enforcer!
    The fight lasted 12 seconds!
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  3. #43
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    So it doesn't count...yet...
    R O U N D 1

    >> LAHARL SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1

    >> PRIDELESS LION SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1


    PRIDELESS LION hustles madly back and forth.
    PRIDELESS LION tries to stick his opponent with his VORPAL SLICER.
    PRIDELESS LION looks to seriously damage LAHARL's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
    PRIDELESS LION's VORPAL SLICER connects with LAHARL's chin inflicting beastly damage! (+70 Damage)
    Resisted Stun Effect!

    PRIDELESS LION hacks at LAHARL with his EPIC BASTARD SWORD.
    PRIDELESS LION fumbles about with his weapon!

    LAHARL pelts around as if on fire.
    LAHARL deftly twists his HEROIC BASTARD SWORD forward, executing a devastating thrust.
    LAHARL connects with his HEROIC BASTARD SWORD causing gigantic injuries! (+324 Damage)
    PRIDELESS LION cries aloud as his body is sent crashing to the ground by the attack!
    PRIDELESS LION looks at his body and notices he has taken a few hits!

    LAHARL twists his MASTERWORK DIRK into a gruesome thrust.
    Huge slash to the forehead removes PRIDELESS LION's scalp and the top portion of his skull...probably took a few memories as well! (+167 Damage)

    R O U N D 2

    PRIDELESS LION tries to attack from the ground.
    PRIDELESS LION makes an obvious attack with his VORPAL SLICER.
    Bad thrust brushes by LAHARL's arm and hits the arena wall. (+8 Damage)

    LAHARL unleashes a powerful cutting attack with his HEROIC BASTARD SWORD.
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    LAHARL smiles after the titanic hit to PRIDELESS LION's armpit! (+1118 Damage)

  4. #44
    I DID IT I DID IT

    Thunder clouds form on the horizon
    R O U N D 1
    >> SMACKERS SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> GATOR MCKLUSKY SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    SMACKERS rages like a mad bull and charges.
    SMACKERS aims for GATOR MCKLUSKY's torso
    SMACKERS screams as her veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
    Herculean slash to GATOR MCKLUSKY's arm leaves it limp and mangled! (+512 Damage)

    GATOR MCKLUSKY curses as the attack knocks his weapon to the ground!
    >> GATOR MCKLUSKY SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
    GATOR MCKLUSKY quickly looks about and picks up a MAUL from off the ground!
    GATOR MCKLUSKY moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
    GATOR MCKLUSKY tries to crush his adversary.
    GATOR MCKLUSKY roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    GATOR MCKLUSKY connects with his MAUL inflicting mighty injuries! (+332 Damage)
    SMACKERS moves with unbridled energy.
    SMACKERS smashes her VORPAL FLAMBERGE toward GATOR MCKLUSKY with devastating force.
    SMACKERS roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    Wicked slash slices open GATOR MCKLUSKY's chest...heart and lungs pureed, sickening! (+3249 Damage)

    GATOR MCKLUSKY falls to the ground with tears in his eyes and begs the mighty SMACKERS to spare his impotent life!
    The fight lasted 7 seconds!
    Smackers Is Awarded:
    0 XP
    2 Training Points
    The Enforcer presents Smackers with their share of the fight purse!
    1540

  5. #45
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    R O U N D 1
    >> RAZAEL SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> BELWRAITH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    BELWRAITH darts around as if on fire.
    BELWRAITH seeks to smash her adversary with her DREAMWOOD WAR HAMMER.
    BELWRAITH looks to seriously damage RAZAEL's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
    BELWRAITH's DREAMWOOD WAR HAMMER connects with RAZAEL's shoulder blade inflicting mammoth damage! (+501 Damage)
    BELWRAITH attempts to pulverize RAZAEL with her DREAMWOOD WAR HAMMER.
    BELWRAITH unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
    A cyclopean wound is opened on RAZAEL's lower thigh! (+375 Damage)

    Resisted Stun Effect!
    RAZAEL flashes around as if on fire.
    RAZAEL makes an off handed attack.
    RAZAEL seeks to carve into BELWRAITH with his SOULWOOD HAND AXE.
    RAZAEL unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
    RAZAEL lands a strike on BELWRAITH's chin causing gigantic damage! (+246 Damage)

    BELWRAITH dances and leaps around RAZAEL.
    BELWRAITH looks to cripple her enemy with her DREAMWOOD WAR HAMMER.
    BELWRAITH screams as her veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
    Massive shot caves in RAZAEL's chest! (+577 Damage)

    RAZAEL's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
    BELWRAITH pelts uncontrollably around her adversary.
    BELWRAITH tries to cripple her adversary with her DREAMWOOD WAR HAMMER.
    BELWRAITH roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    A titanic wound is opened on RAZAEL's spine! (+2470 Damage)

    BELWRAITH looks to strike RAZAEL again, however the Enforcer steps in and spares the bested RAZAEL!
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  6. #46
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    R O U N D 1
    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> BELWRAITH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    BELWRAITH dances and leaps around her opponent.
    BELWRAITH makes a horrifying attack with her DREAMWOOD WAR HAMMER.
    BELWRAITH looks to seriously damage AHHNOLD's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
    Internal organs are mashed by the beastly shot! (+587 Damage)

    AHHNOLD's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
    BELWRAITH attacks in a frenzy with her DREAMWOOD WAR HAMMER.
    Unrivaled power helps drive the weapon into AHHNOLD's lower thigh cracking bone and mangling flesh...it doesn't look good for AHHNOLD! (+425 Damage)

    Resisted Can Not Defend Effect!
    BELWRAITH flies around as if on fire.
    BELWRAITH attacks out-of-control with her DREAMWOOD WAR HAMMER.
    BELWRAITH roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    Massive shot caves in AHHNOLD's chest! (+2582 Damage)

    Resisted Stun Effect!
    >> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
    BELWRAITH yells in anger as the Enforcer saves AHHNOLD's life!
    The fight lasted 15 seconds!
    * Team Win's Doctor was unable to heal Ahhnold's torso injury!
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  7. #47
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    Changed her gear (She got +84 Strength by doing that lol XD) and this is one of the first things she does: Ragin Roids

    FLONNE slaps LATANA SCAR across the face initiating the challenge!
    The ground is soaked with water from last night's rain storm.
    R O U N D 1
    >> FLONNE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> LATANA SCAR SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    LATANA SCAR races frantically to and fro.
    LATANA SCAR closes on FLONNE and looks to injure her.
    FLONNE's armour deflects the blow!
    >> LATANA SCAR SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
    FLONNE races madly back and forth.
    FLONNE makes a powerful crushing attack with her VORPAL WAR CHAIN.
    FLONNE looks to seriously damage LATANA SCAR's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
    Magnificent hit to the shin creates a pain so unbearable LATANA SCAR bites off a portion of her tongue in an attempt not to scream! (+419 Damage)
    >> LATANA SCAR SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
    LATANA SCAR has small cuts and bruises from today's fight!
    R O U N D 2
    FLONNE moves and skips around her opponent.
    FLONNE slips as she charges forward.
    FLONNE is aiming at LATANA SCAR's head.
    FLONNE fumbles about with her weapon!
    LATANA SCAR looks to injure FLONNE.
    Stomach is torn open by the mighty blow! (+130 Damage)
    LATANA SCAR executes a devastatingly powerful thrust with her HEROIC EPEE.
    Freakish shot at FLONNE spears her shoulder and removes the arm from its socket leaving it to dangle helplessly! (+130 Damage)
    LATANA SCAR steps forward and makes a thrust with her HEROIC EPEE.
    LATANA SCAR's determination in hitting FLONNE's arm pays off inflicting moderate wounds! (+64 Damage)
    FLONNE storms LATANA SCAR and looks to maul her.
    FLONNE roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
    An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
    Massive shot to LATANA SCAR's upper back...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+1635 Damage)
    FLONNE pauses for a moment to catch her breath.
    LATANA SCAR has several wounds on her body!!!
    FLONNE looks to strike LATANA SCAR again, however the Enforcer steps in and spares the bested LATANA SCAR!
    The roar of the arena can be heard for miles!
    Last edited by Prinny; 03-29-2013 at 03:25 PM. Reason: Flonne made a bigger hit the moment I posted her hit :P

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    BOR IRONFIST uses his WYRMWOOD MAUL to carve a path of destruction.
    BOR IRONFIST is aiming at PESTILENCE's shield arm.
    BOR IRONFIST roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
    Blast to the hand sends fingers flying in several different directions! (+1766 Damage)

    Raging Roids?
    Owner of the Raginghunters stable

    KILL! MAIM! BURN!

  9. #49
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    Mr. Pete pimpslapping.

    The sky begins to darken.
    R O U N D 1
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    >> MR PETE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
    MR PETE tries to injure his opponent.
    MR PETE looks to sweep SBJCTTHRTYFIVE with one of his signature moves! (-Signature Move: Sweep-)
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE screams as he hits the sand from the force of the blow!

    MR PETE tries to slash SBJCTTHRTYFIVE with his MASTERWORK FRANCISCA.
    MR PETE looks to hamstring SBJCTTHRTYFIVE! (-Hamstring-)
    Wicked slash slices open SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's chest...heart and lungs pureed, sickening! (+142 Damage)

    >> MR PETE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4

    R O U N D 2
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE can't find an opening to stand!
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE moves around on the ground looking for an opening to strike.
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE seeks to injure his enemy with his HEROIC HAMMER.
    The blow to the head lands with unimpressive force. (+26 Damage)

    R O U N D 3
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE yells in frustration as he looks for an opening to stand!
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE is no longer affected by Hamstring
    MR PETE charges furiously around the arena.
    MR PETE makes an off handed attack.
    MR PETE's BLOODSIDIAN HATCHET arcs through the air.
    MR PETE's determination in hitting SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's throat pays off creating considerable wounds! (+69 Damage)
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
    MR PETE sneaks in an off handed strike.
    MR PETE seeks to pummel his adversary.
    MR PETE's attack lands on SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's skull inflicting solid wounds! (+55 Damage)

    R O U N D 4
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE attempts to pick himself up off the ground, but slips and falls back down!
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE attempts to strike from the ground.
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE snarls as he swings his SOULWOOD HAND AXE through the air with great might.
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE allows his weapon to taste victory and inflicts exorbitant damage on MR PETE's abdomen! (+62 Damage)
    Resisted Stun Effect!

    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
    MR PETE dances and leaps around the arena.
    MR PETE deflects an attack and smashes downward with his MASTERWORK FRANCISCA.
    MR PETE's attack lands on SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's gut inflicting modest injuries! (+68 Damage)

    R O U N D 5
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE can't find an opening to stand!
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE tries to attack from the ground.
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE sneaks in an off handed strike.
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's muscles flex as he ferociously lashes out with his SOULWOOD HAND AXE.
    The blow to MR PETE's leg lands with crippling force! (+116 Damage)

    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
    MR PETE flies right at his adversary.
    MR PETE parries before making a crushing attack..
    MR PETE tries to fake SBJCTTHRTYFIVE out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
    MR PETE's MASTERWORK FRANCISCA connects with SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's mouth creating extensive wounds! (+104 Damage)

    R O U N D 6
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE can't find an opening to stand!
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE readies a strike from the ground.
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE looks to maim his opponent with his HEROIC HAMMER.
    MR PETE is filled with power! (-Strength of the Crowd-)
    Warlike shot to MR PETE's knee shatters it and dislocates the joint...now that really sucks! (+70 Damage)

    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
    MR PETE looks at the crowd as he dashes around the battle field.
    MR PETE makes an off handed attack.
    MR PETE closes on SBJCTTHRTYFIVE and attempts to kill him.
    MR PETE looks to hamstring SBJCTTHRTYFIVE! (-Hamstring-)
    Minor blow to the head. Not much damage. (+42 Damage)

    E N D O F M I N U T E 1
    MR PETE surely won that last minute!

    R O U N D 7
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE attempts to pick himself up off the ground, but slips and falls back down!
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
    MR PETE deflects an attack and smashes downward with his BLOODSIDIAN HATCHET.
    Sturdy crack to the side of the head! (+48 Damage)

    R O U N D 8
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE almost gets up onto his feet, but gets kicked back down!
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
    MR PETE is no longer affected by Strength of the Crowd
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE is no longer affected by Hamstring
    MR PETE's MASTERWORK FRANCISCA curves in an bloody arc.
    MR PETE lands a strike on SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's throat inflicting modest injuries! (+58 Damage)
    >> SBJCTTHRTYFIVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2

    R O U N D 9
    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE can't find an opening to stand!
    MR PETE attempts to injure his opponent.
    Lame swing at SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's forehead, there should be a little bruise there tomorrow. (+32 Damage)
    MR PETE hits the sweet spot on SBJCTTHRTYFIVE's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)

    SBJCTTHRTYFIVE sees black as the last hit knocks him out.



    I love how the flavor text calls it a "lame hit", lol.

  10. #50
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    Updated. We have a new leader.


    I'm not sure if I should accept surprise ending triggers because it is the opponent's swing, but I'll put them up anyway because it's funny :3

    Also Riggen, arena challenges do not count. Sorry.
    Do you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women? Then follow the link below!

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