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R O U N D *1
>> PUTRID EDWIN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> DILBERT GREEN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
PUTRID EDWIN's EPIC BASTARD SWORD leaps ferociously toward his opponent.
PUTRID EDWIN tries to fake DILBERT GREEN out with a few twirls of his weapon!**(-Feint-)
Cruel slash to the foot goes through flesh and bone like a hot knife through butter!**(+326*Damage)
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>> PUTRID EDWIN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
PUTRID EDWIN executes a skillful strike with his EPIC BASTARD SWORD.
Beastly shot to the hip severs multiple nerves, arteries, veins and leaves a bloody gash in the wake of PUTRID EDWIN's weapon!**(+326*Damage)
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DILBERT GREEN curses as the attack knocks his weapon to the ground!
DILBERT GREEN has taken some slight damage from this fight!
DILBERT GREEN quickly picks up his EPIC GREAT SWORD from off the ground!
DILBERT GREEN flies frantically back and forth.
DILBERT GREEN makes an obvious attack with his EPIC GREAT SWORD.
DILBERT GREEN comes crashing down onto PUTRID EDWIN!**(-Death*From*Above-)
PUTRID EDWIN is knocked back as his armour absorbs the hit!
DILBERT GREEN flashes frantically back and forth.
DILBERT GREEN strikes forward viciously, his EPIC GREAT SWORD moving with amazing speed.
DILBERT GREEN unleashes an unforgiving shot!**(-Crippling*Might-)
Wicked slash slices open PUTRID EDWIN's chest...heart and lungs pureed, sickening!**(+510*Damage)
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PUTRID EDWIN curses as the attack knocks his weapon to the ground!
PUTRID EDWIN screams as he gets knocked to the ground by the massive shot!
PUTRID EDWIN's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
PUTRID EDWIN has minor cuts and bruises on his body!
R O U N D *2
PUTRID EDWIN finds an old BASTARD SWORD laying on the ground.
PUTRID EDWIN gets back up!
>> PUTRID EDWIN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
DILBERT GREEN tries to stop his bleeding!!!
DILBERT GREEN moves with uncontrolled energy around the arena.
DILBERT GREEN hurtles forward, jabbing at PUTRID EDWIN repeatedly with his EPIC GREAT SWORD.
DILBERT GREEN roars uncontrollably as he attacks!**(-Rampage-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Slash to PUTRID EDWIN's sternum opens a sucking chest wound!**(+2300*Damage)
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Resisted Must Defend Effect!
PUTRID EDWIN can't take much more of this beating!!!
DILBERT GREEN places a heavy foot upon PUTRID EDWIN's dead body in the center of the arena for all to see!
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The loser is dragged out of the arena!
The fight lasted 22 seconds!