slightly better Ragin' Roids from Dilbert


R O U N D 1
>> MOTAROG SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> DILBERT GREEN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
DILBERT GREEN thrashes his EPIC GREAT SWORD forward making a devastating cutting attack.
DILBERT GREEN comes crashing down onto MOTAROG! (-Death From Above-)
Massive shot to MOTAROG's elbow...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+592 Damage)

Resisted Stun Effect!
MOTAROG has taken some slight damage from this fight!
DILBERT GREEN sees an opening and attempts to shove his EPIC GREAT SWORD into MOTAROG.
DILBERT GREEN unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
Deep slash to MOTAROG's neck severs an artery! (+572 Damage)

MOTAROG can't take much more of this beating!!!
MOTAROG moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
MOTAROG's SOULWOOD SLEDGE HAMMER crashes down with tremendous power.
MOTAROG looks to seriously damage DILBERT GREEN's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
MOTAROG connects with his SOULWOOD SLEDGE HAMMER creating crippling damage! (+403 Damage)

MOTAROG looks to smash DILBERT GREEN with his SOULWOOD SLEDGE HAMMER.
MOTAROG's attack lands on DILBERT GREEN's butt causing beastly damage! (+580 Damage)

DILBERT GREEN's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
DILBERT GREEN has multiple flesh wounds!!
R O U N D 2
DILBERT GREEN looks to carve into his adversary with his EPIC GREAT SWORD.
DILBERT GREEN roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Terrible slash to MOTAROG...entrails spill out onto the ground! (+2386 Damage)
MOTAROG's ass is saved just in time to avoid certain death from DILBERT GREEN!
The odds makers quietly whisper to one another and chuckle softly!