Rather pleased with this Nod bad for a new glad

Both warriors stare at one another before taking their positions!
R O U N D 1
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> PIT MONGER SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
AHHNOLD dances hastily around his adversary.
AHHNOLD's WYRMBONE BATTLE CHAIN hurtles at PIT MONGER with uncontrolled power.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage PIT MONGER's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
AHHNOLD's WYRMBONE BATTLE CHAIN tastes victory and inflicts massive damage on PIT MONGER's nose! (+1764 Damage)

PIT MONGER cries aloud as his body is sent crashing to the ground by the attack!
AHHNOLD hits the sweet spot on PIT MONGER's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
Resisted Can Not Defend Effect!
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
PIT MONGER sees black as the last hit knocks him out.
The fight lasted 13 seconds!