Gonna hit Apoco1ypse with a stick

[sevenseas]

My man Big Buzz has made a few really nice hits that i was hoping to see in Apoc's list of Big Bombs...Well today i believe i made the biggest hit in the game to date and i want my recognition damnit


Sevenseas

Stable

Shaman Witches
1109-892-105

Record

782-555-81
Rage

Specialty

Rage
Trug

Race

Urk
8' 10" (269 cm)

Height

7' 2" (218 cm)
882 lbs (400 kg)

Weight

410 lbs (186 kg)
50

Level

50
Primus

Bracket

Primus
68th

Rank

104th
The Brain Smasher

Title

The Conqueror

Bone Crushing Highlights
Blow-By-Blow Details

Both warriors stare at one another before taking their positions!
R O U N D 1
>> VETINARI SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> BIG BUZZ SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
BIG BUZZ shuffles quickly to and fro.
BIG BUZZ attempts to carve into his enemy with his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER.
BIG BUZZ looks to seriously damage VETINARI's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Slash to VETINARI's sternum opens a sucking chest wound! (+5359 Damage)

VETINARI cringes as his weapon drops to the ground after the strike!
>> BIG BUZZ SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
>> VETINARI SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
BIG BUZZ stares at the Enforcer and yells words of protest as he stops the fight preserving the life of VETINARI!
The fight lasted 11 seconds!

[sevenseas]

how did i not get a damn kill!?!?!

[Apoca1ypse]

Well, you're in luck. I just logged on today to see what mythical item Delta picked up and saw this. Congrats on being the first person to get a 5k hit.

[sevenseas]

woot woot