Hit it with a stick! - Biggest hits in the Arena

[Prinny]

Hard for the dual wielding wars and theatrics to enter these :P

Laharl's biggest hits without injuries only go up to 630 or so and those are made against the rages leather cloth :P

[Narol]

My Walter Jagger finished Smak today with a nice one-handed Au Naturel/Pimp Slap :

The crowd jumps up to their feet at the site of the gladiators entering the arena!

R O U N D 1

WALTER JAGGER looks at the crowd as he hurtles around the battle field.
WALTER JAGGER whips around with his off hand.
WALTER JAGGER snarls as he swings his VORPAL CLEAVER through the air with great might.
WALTER JAGGER roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
Deep slash to SMAK's neck severs an artery! (+734 Damage)

SMAK cries aloud as his body is sent crashing to the ground by the attack!

WALTER JAGGER seeks to maim his enemy with his VORPAL CLEAVER.
SMAK backs up a few inches as WALTER JAGGER descends upon him! (-Shock & Awe-)
Massive shot to SMAK's arm...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+389 Damage)

SMAK attempts to strike from the ground.
SMAK swings his EPIC SLEDGE HAMMER with awesome force.
SMAK's EPIC SLEDGE HAMMER tastes victory and inflicts mighty damage on WALTER JAGGER's chest! (+598 Damage)

WALTER JAGGER's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***

WALTER JAGGER races madly to and fro.
WALTER JAGGER makes an off handed attack.
WALTER JAGGER spins his VORPAL CLEAVER in front of him as he charges.
WALTER JAGGER tries to fake SMAK out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
Bold slash to the side of the head removes a large portion of SMAK's skull and exposes his brain! (+447 Damage)

WALTER JAGGER brings his HEROIC CUDGEL brutally crashing down.
Warlike strike to SMAK's mouth makes eating almost impossible for the soon to be starving fool! (+1093 Damage)

SMAK's head may never be the same!!! *** Serious Injury ***

SMAK's life is spared as the Enforcer steps in and commands WALTER JAGGER to stop!

The fight lasted 7 seconds!

[Apoca1ypse]

updated.

and yes, it is hard for war/theatrics to get in on this, but I had to raise the bar because every man and his dog was getting in on it otherwise.

may come up with something that fits in nicely 1 day...

[Narol]

Larshamir makes a brutal entry in the top 3 of "All-Time bigger Hits" against Thys :


The fallen remains of gladiators litters the arena sands!

R O U N D 1

LARSHAMIR FURYO uses his MASTERWORK GREAT SWORD to carve a path of destruction through the air.
LARSHAMIR FURYO tries to knock THYS down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)

THYS screams as he gets knocked to the ground by the massive shot!
Slash to THYS's sternum opens a sucking chest wound! (+1012 Damage)

THYS's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
THYS is bleeding very badly from several wounds!!!

THYS lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)

THYS tries to attack from the ground.
THYS rams into LARSHAMIR FURYO and seeks to destroy his enemy.

THYS smiles after the beastly hit to LARSHAMIR FURYO's knee! (+594 Damage)

LARSHAMIR FURYO looks at his body and notices he has taken a few hits!

THYS attempts to strike from the ground.
THYS looks to wound his opponent with his EPIC BATTLE FLAIL.

Wicked hit destroys LARSHAMIR FURYO's collarbone sending shards of bone flying everywhere! (+711 Damage)
LARSHAMIR FURYO is bleeding from multiple flesh wounds!!

THYS tries to attack from the ground.
THYS leaps forward, hammering his EPIC BATTLE FLAIL downward with great force.
Unbelievable smash to the cheek drives bone through the eye and into the brain! (+794 Damage)

LARSHAMIR FURYO pauses for a moment to catch his breath.
LARSHAMIR FURYO is bleeding very badly from several wounds!!!

LARSHAMIR FURYO lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)

LARSHAMIR FURYO attacks wildly.
LARSHAMIR FURYO looks to seriously damage THYS's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!

LARSHAMIR FURYO lands a strike on THYS's belly creating mighty injuries! (+2295 Damage)

THYS takes a step back to catch a quick breather.
THYS falls to the ground with tears in his eyes and begs the mighty LARSHAMIR FURYO to spare his impotent life!

The victor is showered in cheers!

The fight lasted 5 seconds!

[Narol]

Larshamir makes his entry in the "all time big hits" category directly at 4th place with his brutal fight against Switch :

The arena gates rise slowly as the gladiators ready to spill blood!

R O U N D 1

LARSHAMIR FURYO overruns SWITCH and attempts to slice him.
LARSHAMIR FURYO tries to knock SWITCH down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)

SWITCH gets knocked off balance by the strike and falls to the ground!
Massive shot to SWITCH's cheekbone...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+1206 Damage)

SWITCH is bleeding very badly from several wounds!!!
SWITCH lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)
SWITCH moves around on the ground looking for an opening to strike.

SWITCH executes a deadly cutting attack with his EPIC GIANT HACKER.
Deep cut into LARSHAMIR FURYO's arm opens the floodgates of blood! (+803 Damage)

LARSHAMIR FURYO has minor cuts and bruises on his body!

SWITCH attempts to strike from the ground.

SWITCH rages like a mad bull and charges with his EPIC GIANT HACKER.
Herculean slash to LARSHAMIR FURYO's arm leaves it limp and mangled! (+732 Damage)

Resisted Stun Effect!

LARSHAMIR FURYO has some pretty nasty cuts and bruises on his body!!
LARSHAMIR FURYO storms SWITCH and tries to cleave his adversary.
LARSHAMIR FURYO looks to seriously damage SWITCH's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)

LARSHAMIR FURYO's MASTERWORK GREAT SWORD tastes victory and inflicts towering damage on SWITCH's lower calf! (+2028 Damage)

LARSHAMIR FURYO pauses for a moment to catch his breath.

SWITCH falls to the ground with tears in his eyes and begs the mighty LARSHAMIR FURYO to spare his impotent life!

Jimmy the Squid makes a few extra notes.

The fight lasted 5 seconds!

[Cynaidh]

R O U N D 1
>> SIR TROLLINGTON SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> SMAK SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
SMAK looks to dismember his opponent with his EPIC FLAMBERGE.
SMAK roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
The blow to SIR TROLLINGTON's wrist lands with titanic force! (+678 Damage)

Resisted Stun Effect!
>> SMAK SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
>> SIR TROLLINGTON SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
SIR TROLLINGTON pelts like wild fire around SMAK.
SIR TROLLINGTON whirls around, lashing out with a vicious backhanded strike.
SIR TROLLINGTON tries to knock SMAK down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)
SMAK screams as he gets knocked to the ground by the massive shot!
SIR TROLLINGTON smiles after the monstrous hit to SMAK's upper calf! (+1327 Damage)

SMAK screams as he gets knocked to the ground by the massive shot!
SIR TROLLINGTON dances and leaps around the arena.
SIR TROLLINGTON attempts to strike SMAK.
SIR TROLLINGTON looks to seriously damage SMAK's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
Magnificent hit to the shin creates a pain so unbearable SMAK bites off a portion of his tongue in an attempt not to scream! (+2094 Damage)

SMAK falls to the ground with tears in his eyes and begs the mighty SIR TROLLINGTON to spare his impotent life!
The fight lasted 7 seconds!

[Team Ziggler]

I know this is a Black Market Fight but it deserves some attention

SIR TROLLINGTON tries to wound MERCUTIAN.
SIR TROLLINGTON looks to seriously damage MERCUTIAN's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
With a devastating blast MERCUTIAN is knocked back several feet from the massive blow to the chest! (+4889 Damage)

>> MERCUTIAN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3

[Apoca1ypse]

updated

also lol @ pitfight hit :P

[Prinny]

Ragin' Roids entry, finally he made a decent hit xD

R O U N D 1
>> DELTA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> NURARIHYON SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
DELTA's VORPAL SLASHER twists into a devastating slash.
NURARIHYON backs up a few inches as DELTA descends upon him! (-Shock & Awe-)
Terrible slash to NURARIHYON...entrails spill out onto the ground! (+307 Damage)

DELTA races right at his enemy.
DELTA leaps forward using his sharp VORPAL SLASHER to punish NURARIHYON.
DELTA looks to seriously damage NURARIHYON's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
DELTA's VORPAL SLASHER connects with NURARIHYON's belly causing freakish damage! (+275 Damage)

DELTA looks to an off handed strike to deal damage.
DELTA executes a devastating slash with his WYRMBONE SLICER.
Slash to NURARIHYON's sternum opens a sucking chest wound! (+160 Damage)

DELTA's WYRMBONE SLICER twists into a mighty cutting slash.
DELTA's weapon rips into NURARIHYON's back inflicting horrific damage! (+180 Damage)

DELTA looks to injure his enemy with his WYRMBONE SLICER.
DELTA tries to knock NURARIHYON down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)
NURARIHYON is knocked back as his armour absorbs the hit!

DELTA jumps and hops around the arena.
DELTA tries to hurt NURARIHYON with his VORPAL SLASHER.
DELTA's attack lands on NURARIHYON's chest inflicting mammoth damage! (+269 Damage)

R O U N D 2

DELTA charges like wild fire around the arena.
DELTA attempts to cut NURARIHYON with his VORPAL SLASHER.
DELTA looks to seriously damage NURARIHYON's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
Massive shot to NURARIHYON's abdomen...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+271 Damage)

NURARIHYON lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)

NURARIHYON circles DELTA like a starved vulture, looking for an opening.
NURARIHYON's MASTERWORK BALL & CHAIN hurtles at DELTA with uncontrolled power.

NURARIHYON roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
Whoosh...several ribs are driven into the lungs! (+683 Damage)

NURARIHYON charges DELTA, his MASTERWORK BALL & CHAIN moving with thunderous power.
DELTA backs up a few inches as NURARIHYON descends upon him! (-Shock & Awe-)
The blow to DELTA's elbow lands with freakish force! (+1692 Damage)

This 1 might not count but hey not bad for a dual wielding War :P

LAHARL moves with uncontrolled energy around the arena.
LAHARL uses his razor sharp HEROIC BASTARD SWORD to wildly strike at VANNIUS.
LAHARL tries to fake VANNIUS out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
Awesome shot to VANNIUS's ribs gashes the side open and makes it difficult for VANNIUS to keep internal organs 'internal'! (+609 Damage)

[Apoca1ypse]

welcome to the club Prinny