Hit it with a stick! - Biggest hits in the Arena

[HipsterD]

for the pimp slap

The Enforcer smiles at the crowd as they begin a 'blood' chant!
R O U N D 1
>> THE AVENGER SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> FOO DIE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
FOO DIE bounces hastily around the arena.
FOO DIE rams into THE AVENGER and attempts to skewer him.
FOO DIE allows her weapon to taste victory and inflicts exceptional wounds on THE AVENGER's face! (+43 Damage)

FOO DIE hits the sweet spot on THE AVENGER's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
>> THE AVENGER SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
THE AVENGER sees black as the last hit knocks him out.
The fight lasted 11 seconds!

[sevenseas]

>> POLEBARN RANGER SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
GUARDIAN SAZGOB whips around with his off hand.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB moves off a riposte and strikes with his BLOODSIDIAN EPEE.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB looks to blind POLEBARN RANGER with one of his signature moves! (-Signature Move: Blind-)
GUARDIAN SAZGOB jabs a finger in POLEBARN RANGER's eye!
POLEBARN RANGER circles GUARDIAN SAZGOB like a starved vulture, looking for an opening.
POLEBARN RANGER smashes down with his HEROIC SMASHER.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB kicks POLEBARN RANGER in the chest knocking him out of striking range! (-Create Distance-)
GUARDIAN SAZGOB counter attacks.
POLEBARN RANGER kicks GUARDIAN SAZGOB in the chest knocking him out of striking range! (-Create Distance-)
GUARDIAN SAZGOB moves with uncontrolled energy around the arena.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB seeks to jab his opponent with his VORPAL PIERCER.
The blow to POLEBARN RANGER's butt lands with beastly force! (+122 Damage)

R O U N D 2
POLEBARN RANGER is no longer affected by Signature Move
POLEBARN RANGER hops quickly to action.
POLEBARN RANGER slams his HEROIC SMASHER into GUARDIAN SAZGOB.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB kicks POLEBARN RANGER in the chest knocking him out of striking range! (-Create Distance-)
GUARDIAN SAZGOB decides to attack with the other hand.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB storms POLEBARN RANGER and attempts to maim his adversary.
Massive shot to POLEBARN RANGER's forearm...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+161 Damage)

Resisted Stun Effect!
POLEBARN RANGER has minor cuts and bruises on his body!
GUARDIAN SAZGOB races frantically to and fro.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB attempts to poke his adversary with his BLOODSIDIAN EPEE.
Stomach is torn open by the mighty blow! (+87 Damage)

GUARDIAN SAZGOB's timing is off, but he attacks with his VORPAL PIERCER anyway.
POLEBARN RANGER's armour absorbs the hit!
GUARDIAN SAZGOB hurtles uncontrollably around POLEBARN RANGER.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB sneaks in an off handed strike.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB makes a poorly executed attack with is BLOODSIDIAN EPEE.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB is aiming at POLEBARN RANGER's midsection.
POLEBARN RANGER's armour absorbs the hit!
GUARDIAN SAZGOB looks at the crowd as he dashes around the battle field.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB attempts to jab POLEBARN RANGER with his VORPAL PIERCER.
GUARDIAN SAZGOB's attack is parried away and fails to hit its mark.
R O U N D 3
POLEBARN RANGER circles GUARDIAN SAZGOB like a starved vulture, looking for an opening.
POLEBARN RANGER swings his HEROIC SMASHER in a wide arc toward GUARDIAN SAZGOB.
POLEBARN RANGER's determination in hitting GUARDIAN SAZGOB's face pays off causing modest damage! (+59 Damage)
GUARDIAN SAZGOB makes a horribly powerful slash with his VORPAL PIERCER.
Stomach is torn open by the mighty blow! (+163 Damage)

POLEBARN RANGER is bleeding from multiple flesh wounds!!
POLEBARN RANGER moves of a block and attacks with his HEROIC SMASHER.
POLEBARN RANGER aims for GUARDIAN SAZGOB's head.
Deft swing strikes GUARDIAN SAZGOB's neck...maybe not fatal but it's sure distracting! (+67 Damage)
POLEBARN RANGER hits the sweet spot on GUARDIAN SAZGOB's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
POLEBARN RANGER raises his weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as GUARDIAN SAZGOB falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!
Some of the other gladiators in the arena begin to sweat! (You know your sweatin')







Arena challenge obviously....does it count?

[Apoca1ypse]

The ground is soaked with water from last night's rain storm.
R O U N D 1
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> GLYCERATE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
AHHNOLD charges furiously back and forth.
AHHNOLD looks to dismember his opponent with his EPIC FLAMBERGE.
AHHNOLD aims for GLYCERATE's off-hand.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage GLYCERATE's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
AHHNOLD's EPIC FLAMBERGE tastes victory and inflicts cyclopean damage on GLYCERATE's lower thigh! (+1056 Damage)
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
>> GLYCERATE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
GLYCERATE tries to give up!!!
GLYCERATE lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)
GLYCERATE makes a devastating strike with her bloody SOULWOOD GIANT SPLITTER.
GLYCERATE aims for AHHNOLD's head.
GLYCERATE roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
Massive shot to AHHNOLD's eye...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+582 Damage)

>> GLYCERATE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
AHHNOLD has minor cuts and bruises on his body!
R O U N D 2
GLYCERATE is bleeding from multiple flesh wounds!!
AHHNOLD lashes his EPIC FLAMBERGE out with devastating power.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage GLYCERATE's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Wicked slash slices open GLYCERATE's chest...heart and lungs pureed, sickening! (+2883 Damage)

>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
>> GLYCERATE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
AHHNOLD howls as his finishing blow is intercepted by the Enforcer!
The victor is showered in cheers!
The fight lasted 21 seconds!

[Team Kaos]

Versus an Arena Challenge but its still a piss ant knockout


R O U N D 1
>> POWER SLAVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> HUNGER SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
POWER SLAVE hustles like wild fire around the arena.
POWER SLAVE tries to hurt HUNGER.
Lazy attack at HUNGER's collarbone causes the crowd to laugh. (+14 Damage)
>> POWER SLAVE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
R O U N D 2
POWER SLAVE flies furiously to and fro.
POWER SLAVE decides to attack with the other hand.
POWER SLAVE takes a novice swing with his WYRMBONE CESTUS.
Lazy attack at HUNGER's collarbone causes the crowd to laugh. (+19 Damage)
POWER SLAVE jumps and springs around his enemy.
POWER SLAVE moves off a parry and makes an arcing slash.
POWER SLAVE puts a hand up to his ear before attacking and the crowd roars his name! (-Strength of the Crowd-)
Lazy attack at HUNGER's collarbone causes the crowd to laugh. (+28 Damage)
POWER SLAVE whirls around as if on fire.
POWER SLAVE takes a novice swing with his WYRMBONE CLAW.
The strike merely grazes the defender's upper calf. (+21 Damage)
R O U N D 3
POWER SLAVE moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
POWER SLAVE throws an uncertain punch toward his opponent.
POWER SLAVE readies his signature move! (-Signature Move-)
POWER SLAVE barely misses.
POWER SLAVE attempts to cleave HUNGER with his WYRMBONE CESTUS.
POWER SLAVE aims for HUNGER's head.
Upward slash into the face just nicks the nose. (+27 Damage)
POWER SLAVE darts madly back and forth.
POWER SLAVE looks to kill HUNGER.
POWER SLAVE looks for a place to hide his face after the embarrassing hit to HUNGER's torso. (+28 Damage)
POWER SLAVE takes a step back to catch a quick breather.
R O U N D 4
POWER SLAVE is no longer affected by Strength of the Crowd
POWER SLAVE seeks to slash his opponent with his WYRMBONE CLAW.
POWER SLAVE's attack lands on HUNGER's knee creating unimpressive injuries. (+16 Damage)
POWER SLAVE moves with uncontrolled energy around the arena.
POWER SLAVE attempts to wound HUNGER.
Stopping mid action, POWER SLAVE realizes his timing is off and aborts.
POWER SLAVE looks to an off handed strike to deal damage.
POWER SLAVE storms HUNGER and looks to hurt his adversary.
POWER SLAVE aims for HUNGER's head.
Women in the audience giggle at the pitiful hit to HUNGER's upper leg. (+23 Damage)
R O U N D 5
POWER SLAVE dances and springs around HUNGER.
POWER SLAVE storms HUNGER and tries to injure him.
Shot creates a cut over HUNGER's right eye. (+48 Damage)
POWER SLAVE looks at the crowd as he races around the battle field.
POWER SLAVE whips around with his off hand.
POWER SLAVE tries to injure his opponent.
The attack to the mouth proves to be very ineffective. (+29 Damage)
POWER SLAVE hits the sweet spot on HUNGER's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
HUNGER sees black as the last hit knocks him out.
The victor is showered in cheers!

[Alba Kebab]

My girl Olga hitting it like a truck

The gladiators slowly take their places on the arena sands…

R O U N D 1

>> FORRIX SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> OLGA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
OLGA attempts to cripple her opponent.
OLGA tries to knock FORRIX down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)
FORRIX gets knocked off balance by the strike and falls to the ground!
OLGA connects with her HEROIC GIANT HACKER creating beastly injuries! (+954 Damage)
FORRIX is bleeding from various wounds on his body!!

OLGA's HEROIC GIANT HACKER accelerates toward its target with deadly purpose.
FORRIX backs up a few inches as OLGA descends upon him! (-Shock & Awe-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
OLGA's weapon rips into FORRIX's back inflicting horrific damage! (+6400 Damage)

FORRIX is bleeding very badly from several wounds!!!
OLGA yells in anger as the Enforcer saves FORRIX's life!
The crowd roars its approval!
The fight lasted 8 seconds!

[sevenseas]

Nice F-ing hit! Alba, I'm gonna have to be watching you now aren't I?

[Apoca1ypse]

Ok guys, I've finally had time to update this.

I am also allowing Arena Challenges for the Pimp Slap category because it's all about light KO's, so their huge HP wont warp hits like rampage. Also it means that Kaos can go on the wall finally :3


Anyway, this will probably be the last or 2nd last update for this iteration of big hits because the game mechanics are about to undergo a change. I will be making a new one once the update is live

[sevenseas]

DIRTY JOHN wants a fight with VAARLO!
The ground is soaked with water from last night's rain storm.
R O U N D 1
>> VAARLO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> DIRTY JOHN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
VAARLO swings her SOULWOOD HAND AXE nearly falling over in the process.
DIRTY JOHN intercepts the oncoming strike.
>> VAARLO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
>> DIRTY JOHN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
DIRTY JOHN looks to hurt his enemy.
Minor strike under the left eye...that was close. (+35 Damage)
DIRTY JOHN makes a clumsy strike with his HEROIC KRIS.
DIRTY JOHN's strike to the skull needs to do better next time. (+34 Damage)
DIRTY JOHN hits the sweet spot on VAARLO's head and drops her! (-Knockout-)
DIRTY JOHN raises his weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as VAARLO falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!
The victor is showered in cheers!
The fight lasted 9 seconds!

[Apoca1ypse]

New Leader! Frak yeah Ahhnold! Fitting way to end the year in style

A fine mist lays on the arena floor as the battle begins.
R O U N D 1
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> LANAYA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
AHHNOLD's EPIC FLAMBERGE hurls toward LANAYA.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage LANAYA's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Massive shot to LANAYA's shin...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+7131 Damage)
>> LANAYA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
LANAYA is pleading with the Enforcer to spare his life!!!
AHHNOLD disarms the fallen gladiator and strikes a pose over the dead carcass!

The Enforcer gives the thumbs up!
The fight lasted 3 seconds!

[Apoca1ypse]

CLOSED

Due to changes in the fight engine, this list being closed up. There is now a new section to post your hits in. It can be found here.