I found this exchange humerous and amazing at the same time
The crowd jumps up to their feet at the site of the gladiators entering the arena!
R O U N D 1
>> SHAEA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> BESTCHESTNA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
SHAEA sneaks in an off handed strike.
SHAEA overtakes BESTCHESTNA and tries to jab her.
SHAEA goes for BESTCHESTNA's knee and connects with his BONE-IRON PIERCER creating serious damage! (+32 Damage)
Resisted Stun Effect!
SHAEA's CRAFTED SLICER leaps ferociously toward his opponent.
A titanic wound is opened on BESTCHESTNA's armpit! (+74 Damage)
SHAEA races like wild fire around his opponent.
SHAEA overtakes BESTCHESTNA and looks to jab her.
SHAEA's attack lands on BESTCHESTNA's knee inflicting solid damage! (+32 Damage)
SHAEA moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
SHAEA lashes out like an untamed creature and attacks with his CRAFTED SLICER.
The blow to BESTCHESTNA's inner thigh lands with prolific force! (+60 Damage)
SHAEA pauses for a moment to catch his breath.
BESTCHESTNA looks at her body and notices she has taken a few hits!
R O U N D 2
SHAEA speeds uncontrollably to and fro.
SHAEA seeks to cut through BESTCHESTNA with his CRAFTED SLICER.
SHAEA's CRAFTED SLICER connects with BESTCHESTNA's upper back inflicting cyclopean injuries! (+78 Damage)
SHAEA whirls madly around BESTCHESTNA.
SHAEA decides to attack with the other hand.
SHAEA attacks viciously.
SHAEA fumbles about with his weapon!
SHAEA hurtles uncontrollably around the arena.
SHAEA tries to poke his opponent with his BONE-IRON PIERCER.
SHAEA's BONE-IRON PIERCER disappears into BESTCHESTNA's belly! (+45 Damage)
BESTCHESTNA has seen better days!!
SHAEA dances and skips around the arena.
SHAEA storms BESTCHESTNA and tries to cripple her.
Wicked slash slices open BESTCHESTNA's chest...heart and lungs pureed, sickening! (+136 Damage)
Fatigue weighs SHAEA down, slowing his attacks.
BESTCHESTNA hops hurriedly back and forth.
BESTCHESTNA swings her FIENDISH BATTLE FLAIL with deadly force.
A serious injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
BESTCHESTNA's attack lands on SHAEA's jaw causing mighty wounds! (+620 Damage)
SHAEA tries to give up!!!
R O U N D 3
SHAEA looks to an off handed strike to deal damage.
SHAEA seeks to injure his enemy with his BONE-IRON PIERCER.
The attack to the lower leg proves to be very ineffective. (+15 Damage)
BESTCHESTNA appears very concerned with her physical state!!!
SHAEA moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
SHAEA looks to cripple his adversary with his BONE-IRON PIERCER.
SHAEA aims for BESTCHESTNA's back leg.
SHAEA yells in frustration as his weapon is knocked away.
SHAEA tiring quickly, is looking to finish the fight!
BESTCHESTNA whirls her FIENDISH BATTLE FLAIL overhead and brings it crashing down with awesome power.
BESTCHESTNA's attack lands on SHAEA's wrist creating titanic damage! (+240 Damage)
SHAEA curses as the attack knocks his weapon to the ground!
BESTCHESTNA takes a step back to catch a quick breather.
BESTCHESTNA howls as her finishing blow is intercepted by the Enforcer!
The roar of the arena can be heard for miles!
The fight lasted 25 seconds!
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Literally laughed out loud when I saw that hit after initially getting trounced. Considering this glad is at lvl 22 and doesn't have rampage, I did not expect to hit that hard yet.
That said, first forum post achievement acquired, Huzzah! Found this gem of a game years ago and have tried many times to commit to it. It's one of those games that I spontaneously think about and feel like playing again after a while, so that must mean I like it. Also, excuse if this isn't the place for this. I did see a subforum for greatest hits, but this doesn't really fall into that category and that subforum is rather dead right now, so might as well put this where others can see it. Best of luck in the Pits!
