1 hit KO - Doing it right

Rather pleased with this :D Nod bad for a new glad

Both warriors stare at one another before taking their positions!
R O U N D 1
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> PIT MONGER SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
AHHNOLD dances hastily around his adversary.
AHHNOLD's WYRMBONE BATTLE CHAIN hurtles at PIT MONGER with uncontrolled power.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage PIT MONGER's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
AHHNOLD's WYRMBONE BATTLE CHAIN tastes victory and inflicts massive damage on PIT MONGER's nose! (+1764 Damage)

PIT MONGER cries aloud as his body is sent crashing to the ground by the attack!
AHHNOLD hits the sweet spot on PIT MONGER's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
Resisted Can Not Defend Effect!
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
PIT MONGER sees black as the last hit knocks him out.
The fight lasted 13 seconds!

bigger buzz has a knack for knock out too...obviously he's not trained in it. I'm in total experimentation mode with Bigger Buzz, thats why he's up by rank 30 and down to 130 weekly, but about 4-5 times a week he KO's a brotha in the arena, and 4-5 times a day in the pit fights...he's far from a threat right now but those freebies are sweet...I love it!

Bigger buzz could also fumble and stun himself. :P
(or was it someone else? I know it's one of your guys...)

That was funny ;) haha..yeah you're right...thanks for making such a funny presentation about my mans ability to whoop even his own ass. He'll get better...or DIE! But maybe he'll rise to a new stardom....Jester of the Court....the Entertainer:cool:

Here's another one...what a D!(k....it's even funnier to think that the only skill he has trained to 10 is his weapon:confused:



R O U N D 2
BOWELOPENER tries to stop his bleeding!!!
BIGGER BUZZ quickly brings himself to an upright position!
BIGGER BUZZ attempts to thrust his WICKED SHORT SWORD into BOWELOPENER.
BIGGER BUZZ fumbles about with his weapon!
• Stunned: 1 round
BOWELOPENER swings his SNIVLISH SWORD in a vicious arc toward BIGGER BUZZ.
Well placed shot to BIGGER BUZZ's arm almost severs it! (+87 Damage)
BIGGER BUZZ has taken some slight damage from this fight!
BOWELOPENER tries to slice off a few pounds.
BOWELOPENER fumbles about with his weapon!
BOWELOPENER bounces quickly back and forth.
BOWELOPENER sneaks in an off handed strike.
BOWELOPENER's SNIVLISH SWORD whips across with untamed fury.
Deep cut into BIGGER BUZZ's arm opens the floodgates of blood! (+111 Damage)

R O U N D 3
BIGGER BUZZ leaps forward making a powerful slash with his WICKED SHORT SWORD.
Savage lunge above BOWELOPENER's waist punctures a kidney and destroys all healthy tissue in the blades path! (+154 Damage)

sheesh...he's good at that