Defensive explosion

How much damage can a defensive theatric dish out in one round? Without Surprise Ending. Well let's see:

The Enforcer smiles at the crowd as they begin a 'blood' chant!

R O U N D 1

>> BLOODY LADY SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> FOO TON SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1

FOO TON bounces and leaps around her opponent.
FOO TON makes an off handed attack.
FOO TON lashes out with her DARKSTEEL CUDGEL, but her attack is poorly timed.
FOO TON looks to seriously damage BLOODY LADY's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
BLOODY LADY blocks the attack.
>> BLOODY LADY SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3

FOO TON moves and hops around the arena.
FOO TON stumbles but swings her EPIC WAR HAMMER anyway.
FOO TON aims for BLOODY LADY's head.
FOO TON screams as her veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
BLOODY LADY is filled with power! (-Strength of the Crowd-)
The crowd cheers as BLOODY LADY redirects the attack into the arena wall.

FOO TON leaps forward, hammering her EPIC WAR HAMMER downward with great force.
FOO TON roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
Massive shot caves in BLOODY LADY's chest! (+640 Damage)
BLOODY LADY looks at her body and notices she has taken a few hits!

FOO TON decides to attack with the other hand.
FOO TON looks to hurt her opponent.
FOO TON unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
Nice shot to the upper arm crushes a few bones! (+66 Damage)

BLOODY LADY dashes like wild fire around FOO TON.
BLOODY LADY's HEROIC CUTLASS bursts into a volley of vicious thrusts.
BLOODY LADY tries to fake FOO TON out with a few twirls of her weapon! (-Feint-)
BLOODY LADY smiles after the monstrous hit to FOO TON's butt! (+261 Damage)

FOO TON's DARKSTEEL CUDGEL arcs through the air carving a brutal path of destruction.
FOO TON allows her weapon to taste victory and inflicts serious damage on BLOODY LADY's side! (+111 Damage)

BLOODY LADY hurtles forward, jabbing at FOO TON repeatedly with her HEROIC CUTLASS.
Massive shot to FOO TON's gut...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+210 Damage)

FOO TON has small cuts and bruises from today's fight!

BLOODY LADY seeks to slash her adversary.
Awesome shot to FOO TON's ribs gashes the side open and makes it difficult for FOO TON to keep internal organs 'internal'! (+320 Damage)
FOO TON watches as the ground comes rushing up to meet her after the wicked strike!
FOO TON's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
FOO TON takes a step back to catch a quick breather.

BLOODY LADY spins around and makes an amazing thrust with her HEROIC CUTLASS.
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Massive shot to FOO TON's shoulder blade...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+552 Damage)
FOO TON can't take much more of this beating!!!

BLOODY LADY jumps and leaps around her enemy.
BLOODY LADY drives towards FOO TON and seeks to injure her.
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Cruel strike to the side removes most of FOO TON's liver...don't worry, it'll grow back! (+544 Damage)
FOO TON's life is spared as the Enforcer steps in and commands BLOODY LADY to stop!
The Enforcer gives the thumbs up!
The fight lasted 5 seconds!
* Foo Fighters's Doctor was able to heal Foo Ton's torso injury!

Called Shot helped a lot. All hits land in the torso with 14 armour. With the bleeding caused total 2149.