Finally got a glad to beat the emperor

Ok, I'm rather proud of Blarg right now. Sure, heaps of others have now beaten the emperor, but he's the first of my guys to manage the feat. I dont know what I'm doing differently with him, but considering how low his stats are, he is really punching above his weight in the arena too :P



Both warriors stare at one another before taking their positions!
R O U N D 1
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> BLARG SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
BLARG advances on EMPEROR ETULUTU and looks to maul his opponent.
BLARG screams as his veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
A weak wound is opened on EMPEROR ETULUTU's shoulder blade. (+3 Damage)
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
BLARG rages like a bull gone mad and charges with his WYRMWOOD MAUL.
BLARG roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
Incredible smash to what used to be EMPEROR ETULUTU's stomach brings the crowd to their feet! (+1130 Damage)
R O U N D 2
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
BLARG's muscles flex under the awesome power of his WYRMWOOD MAUL's attack.
BLARG unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
BLARG connects with his WYRMWOOD MAUL inflicting mammoth wounds! (+535 Damage)

Resisted Stun Effect!
BLARG dashes furiously to and fro.
BLARG collides with EMPEROR ETULUTU and tries to hammer him.
BLARG smiles after the powerful hit to EMPEROR ETULUTU's waist! (+174 Damage)

EMPEROR ETULUTU leaps forward viciously pummeling BLARG with his MASTERWORK GREAT AXE.
EMPEROR ETULUTU tries to knock BLARG down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)
Resisted Knock Down Effect!
With a magnificent and bloody hit to the lower thigh BLARG grabs the devastated area and hops around the arena...the crowd erupts in laughter! (+119 Damage)

BLARG screams in agony as the strike causes him to drop his weapon!
>> BLARG SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
R O U N D 3
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
BLARG quickly picks up his WYRMWOOD MAUL from off the ground!
BLARG is no longer affected by Adrenaline Rush
R O U N D 4
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
EMPEROR ETULUTU looks at the crowd as he hurtles around the battle field.
EMPEROR ETULUTU unleashes a vicious crushing attack with his MASTERWORK GREAT AXE.
EMPEROR ETULUTU screams as his veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
EMPEROR ETULUTU lands a strike on BLARG's torso causing beastly damage! (+349 Damage)

Resisted Stun Effect!
R O U N D 5
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
>> BLARG SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
R O U N D 6
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
EMPEROR ETULUTU is no longer affected by Adrenaline Rush
EMPEROR ETULUTU spins around before lashing out with a brutal backhanded attack.
Grizzly shot severs BLARG's spine sending strange electrical shocks to BLARG's entire body making him look like a rag doll! (+426 Damage)

E N D O F M I N U T E 1
EMPEROR ETULUTU is beating BLARG!
R O U N D 7
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
R O U N D 8
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
BLARG swings his WYRMWOOD MAUL with deadly force.
BLARG roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
Massive shot punches a hole through EMPEROR ETULUTU's chest! (+2622 Damage)
BLARG stares at the Enforcer and yells words of protest as he stops the fight preserving the life of EMPEROR ETULUTU!
The fight lasted 1 minute & 27 seconds!

Congrats Apoc!

Make that 2 glads past him. I bothered to analyse the emperor's strat and working around it, Ahhnold flogged him into oblivion, even with the emperor getting Never Say Die. Previous fight had a rampage on round 2 for 4800 damage and then Ahhnold got KO'd :( I was rather sad. oh well, this makes up for it. :)

The arena gates rise slowly as the gladiators ready to spill blood!
R O U N D 1
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
R O U N D 2
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
AHHNOLD moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
AHHNOLD uses his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER to focus his strength into a powerful cutting arc.
AHHNOLD roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
AHHNOLD's WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER tastes victory and inflicts freakish wounds on EMPEROR ETULUTU's tricep! (+2747 Damage)

EMPEROR ETULUTU has some pretty nasty cuts and bruises on his body!!
AHHNOLD attacks out-of-control with his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER.
AHHNOLD screams as his veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
The blow to EMPEROR ETULUTU's back lands with stalwart force! (+298 Damage)
AHHNOLD collides with EMPEROR ETULUTU and tries to maim him.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage EMPEROR ETULUTU's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
The blow to EMPEROR ETULUTU's arm lands with monstrous force! (+584 Damage)

R O U N D 3
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
AHHNOLD attentively circles around the arena.
AHHNOLD rams into EMPEROR ETULUTU and attempts to cut him.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage EMPEROR ETULUTU's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
EMPEROR ETULUTU awaits the oncoming strike and is filled with renewed determination! (-Never Say Die-)
AHHNOLD's WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER is intercepted with a well placed block.
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
EMPEROR ETULUTU looks at his body and notices he has taken a few hits!
R O U N D 4
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
AHHNOLD is no longer affected by Adrenaline Rush
AHHNOLD moves with unbridled energy.
AHHNOLD makes a wicked slashing attack with his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER.
AHHNOLD aims for EMPEROR ETULUTU's weapon arm.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage EMPEROR ETULUTU's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
AHHNOLD smiles after the exorbitant hit to EMPEROR ETULUTU's forearm! (+272 Damage)
AHHNOLD takes a step back to catch a quick breather.
AHHNOLD whirls around as if on fire.
AHHNOLD ferociously hacks at EMPEROR ETULUTU using his deadly WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER.
AHHNOLD unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
Deep slash to EMPEROR ETULUTU's neck severs an artery! (+445 Damage)

AHHNOLD whirls around as if on fire.
AHHNOLD makes a clumsy thrust with his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER.
After assessing the situation, AHHNOLD decides against it.
EMPEROR ETULUTU's MASTERWORK GREAT AXE becomes a moving wall of steel and death as he charges forward.
EMPEROR ETULUTU tries to knock AHHNOLD down with the force of the blow! (-Barreling Attack-)
EMPEROR ETULUTU connects with his MASTERWORK GREAT AXE inflicting cyclopean damage! (+401 Damage)

Resisted Stun Effect!
R O U N D 5
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
AHHNOLD gets back up!
Blood continues to pour from AHHNOLD's body!!!
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
R O U N D 6
EMPEROR ETULUTU tries to stop his bleeding!!!
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
AHHNOLD has minor cuts and bruises on his body!
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
AHHNOLD moves with unbridled energy.
AHHNOLD makes an awkward attack with his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER.
AHHNOLD is aiming at EMPEROR ETULUTU's main hand.
AHHNOLD screams as his veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
Thinking it through, AHHNOLD realizes his judgment was off.
AHHNOLD should have spent more time running laps.
AHHNOLD dances and hops around his adversary.
AHHNOLD nearly falls to the ground as he stabs with his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage EMPEROR ETULUTU's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
Thinking it through, AHHNOLD realizes his judgment was off.
EMPEROR ETULUTU executes a horribly cruel crushing attack with his MASTERWORK GREAT AXE.
Shot to the head removes AHHNOLD's eye along with part of the brain! (+441 Damage)

E N D O F M I N U T E 1
AHHNOLD looks to be ahead as of now!
R O U N D 7
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
AHHNOLD has some pretty nasty cuts and bruises on his body!!
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
R O U N D 8
>> EMPEROR ETULUTU SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
AHHNOLD steps to the side, swinging his WYRMBONE ZWEIHANDER with untamed fury.
AHHNOLD roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
Massive blow punches a hole through EMPEROR ETULUTU's chest! (+2637 Damage)
AHHNOLD tiring quickly, is looking to finish the fight!
EMPEROR ETULUTU has several wounds on his body!!!
AHHNOLD grins as he readies the finishing blow but the Enforcer saves the conquered warrior EMPEROR ETULUTU!
A few talent scouts jot down a couple of things!
The fight lasted 1 minute & 29 seconds!