There once lived
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There once lived
a league of
ferocious blind chihuahuas.
Each day on
the break of
dawn they would
sacrefice a virgin
dolphin to the
Pit of War!
Pleased with offerings,
and the sophistication
of the devoted
priests, the blood-gods
the chihuahuas grew
fond of their
power, riches and
unending bone supply.
corrupted by the
occult practices, the
Bones eventually were
constructed into gruesome
bone-iron weapons
(is that 3 words?)
and given to
a cloaked figure.
Who used them
to unseal the
portal to the
Blood-Gods' forsaken kingdom
Unleashed, the Blood-Gods
after commanding obedience
of all, feasted
upon the blood
of three wenches
selected for their
ugly teeth and
armpit hair. Soon
it was clear
that these wenches
were not clean
and gave indigestion