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One for the Ragin' Roids category, not bad with a 1h'er :)
R O U N D 1
>> ARG SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> BELGARTH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
BELGARTH decides to attack with the other hand.
BELGARTH attacks ferociously with his WYRMBONE SMASHER.
BELGARTH is aiming at ARG's main hand.
BELGARTH screams as his veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
BELGARTH's WYRMBONE SMASHER connects with ARG's upper back causing mammoth wounds! (+456 Damage)
BELGARTH strikes at ARG and looks to cut through his enemy.
BELGARTH unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
BELGARTH connects with his WYRMBONE HAND AXE inflicting monstrous damage! (+464 Damage)
ARG's arm might never fully heal!!! *** Serious Injury ***
Resisted Can Not Defend Effect!
BELGARTH runs madly to and fro.
BELGARTH makes a devastating strike with his bloody WYRMBONE HAND AXE.
BELGARTH's attack lands on ARG's waist inflicting massive injuries! (+356 Damage)
BELGARTH flies madly to and fro.
BELGARTH tries to kill his opponent with his WYRMBONE HAND AXE.
BELGARTH is aiming at ARG's main hand.
BELGARTH roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Powerful slash trims ARG's fingernails...and the rest of his hand! (+2307 Damage)
ARG curses as the attack knocks his weapon to the ground!
>> ARG SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 2
BELGARTH looks to strike ARG again, however the Enforcer steps in and spares the bested ARG!
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Updated.
Also, Ragin' Roids has been reduced from 2000 damage to 1500 in hope that more people will enter and will generate some more friendly competition and banter between managers :)
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Here is one for beefcake
R O U N D 1
>> BELWRAITH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> KUNG FOOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
KUNG FOOO looks at the crowd as he darts around the battle field.
KUNG FOOO strikes forward viciously, his MASTERWORK DIRK moving with amazing speed.
KUNG FOOO looks to seriously damage BELWRAITH's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
KUNG FOOO allows his weapon to taste victory and inflicts substantial damage on BELWRAITH's cheek! (+88 Damage)
BELWRAITH overruns KUNG FOOO and tries to pulverize her adversary.
BELWRAITH looks to seriously damage KUNG FOOO's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
Monsterous shot creates an explosion of blood, bone, and loud screams! (+1117 Damage)
KUNG FOOO's leg may always be in pain!!! *** Serious Injury ***
>> KUNG FOOO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
KUNG FOOO has several wounds on his body!!!
BELWRAITH looks to strike KUNG FOOO again, however the Enforcer steps in and spares the bested KUNG FOOO!
The roar of the arena can be heard for miles!
The fight lasted 12 seconds!
* Foo Fighters's Doctor was unable to heal Kung Fooo's back leg injury!
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Didn't save the txt for the entire fight, but this is from the fight where Olga cracked the Emperor, she did two 2k rampages in the fight and this is the larger one.
Raging Roids.
http://i49.tinypic.com/10sayb7.jpg
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O wait, just did this.
R O U N D 1
>> CYPRESS II SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> OLGA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
OLGA whips her EPIC BATTLE FLAIL toward CYPRESS II with deadly accuracy.
OLGA screams as her veins bulge! (-Adrenaline Rush-)
Massive shot punches a hole through CYPRESS II's chest! (+314 Damage)
>> OLGA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 3
CYPRESS II tries to stick OLGA.
CYPRESS II comes crashing down onto OLGA! (-Death From Above-)
CYPRESS II lands a strike on OLGA's solar plexus creating mammoth damage! (+148 Damage)
R O U N D 2
OLGA springs swiftly about.
OLGA leaps into the air and executes a cruel strike with her EPIC BATTLE FLAIL.
OLGA unleashes an unforgiving shot! (-Crippling Might-)
OLGA smiles after the titanic hit to CYPRESS II's upper arm! (+748 Damage)
CYPRESS II's arm might never fully heal!!! *** Serious Injury ***
CYPRESS II glances at some of the larger wounds on his body!!
OLGA dances hastily about.
OLGA's EPIC BATTLE FLAIL crashes down on CYPRESS II with unrelenting force.
OLGA roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
A cyclopean wound is opened on CYPRESS II's hand! (+2960 Damage)
CYPRESS II has several wounds on his body!!!
OLGA brings her weapon down only to be blocked by the Enforcer!
Some of the other gladiators in the arena begin to sweat!
The fight lasted 18 seconds!
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Nice one-handed hit from Sonja :
SONJA TYGARION see's red and confronts BEELZE BOB openly!
A slight breeze can be felt.
R O U N D 1
BEELZE BOB whirls his BLOODSAND DIRK overhead, bringing it slicing downward at SONJA TYGARION.
Stomach is torn open by the mighty blow! (+181 Damage)
SONJA TYGARION rapidly launches her MASTERWORK BASTARD SWORD at BEELZE BOB.
SONJA TYGARION roars uncontrollably as she attacks! (-Rampage-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
The blow to BEELZE BOB's gut lands with beastly force! (+1847 Damage)
SONJA TYGARION yells in anger as the Enforcer saves BEELZE BOB's life!
The fight lasted 13 seconds!
That's my girl !
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Can't highlite on phone, sorry
R O U N D *1
>> PUTRID EDWIN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> DILBERT GREEN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
PUTRID EDWIN's EPIC BASTARD SWORD leaps ferociously toward his opponent.
PUTRID EDWIN tries to fake DILBERT GREEN out with a few twirls of his weapon!**(-Feint-)
Cruel slash to the foot goes through flesh and bone like a hot knife through butter!**(+326*Damage)
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>> PUTRID EDWIN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
PUTRID EDWIN executes a skillful strike with his EPIC BASTARD SWORD.
Beastly shot to the hip severs multiple nerves, arteries, veins and leaves a bloody gash in the wake of PUTRID EDWIN's weapon!**(+326*Damage)
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DILBERT GREEN curses as the attack knocks his weapon to the ground!
DILBERT GREEN has taken some slight damage from this fight!
DILBERT GREEN quickly picks up his EPIC GREAT SWORD from off the ground!
DILBERT GREEN flies frantically back and forth.
DILBERT GREEN makes an obvious attack with his EPIC GREAT SWORD.
DILBERT GREEN comes crashing down onto PUTRID EDWIN!**(-Death*From*Above-)
PUTRID EDWIN is knocked back as his armour absorbs the hit!
DILBERT GREEN flashes frantically back and forth.
DILBERT GREEN strikes forward viciously, his EPIC GREAT SWORD moving with amazing speed.
DILBERT GREEN unleashes an unforgiving shot!**(-Crippling*Might-)
Wicked slash slices open PUTRID EDWIN's chest...heart and lungs pureed, sickening!**(+510*Damage)
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PUTRID EDWIN curses as the attack knocks his weapon to the ground!
PUTRID EDWIN screams as he gets knocked to the ground by the massive shot!
PUTRID EDWIN's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
PUTRID EDWIN has minor cuts and bruises on his body!
R O U N D *2
PUTRID EDWIN finds an old BASTARD SWORD laying on the ground.
PUTRID EDWIN gets back up!
>> PUTRID EDWIN SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 5
DILBERT GREEN tries to stop his bleeding!!!
DILBERT GREEN moves with uncontrolled energy around the arena.
DILBERT GREEN hurtles forward, jabbing at PUTRID EDWIN repeatedly with his EPIC GREAT SWORD.
DILBERT GREEN roars uncontrollably as he attacks!**(-Rampage-)
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Slash to PUTRID EDWIN's sternum opens a sucking chest wound!**(+2300*Damage)
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Resisted Must Defend Effect!
PUTRID EDWIN can't take much more of this beating!!!
DILBERT GREEN places a heavy foot upon PUTRID EDWIN's dead body in the center of the arena for all to see!
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The loser is dragged out of the arena!
The fight lasted 22 seconds!
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For the Pimp Slap category :)
A fine mist lays on the arena floor as the battle begins.
R O U N D 1
>> CPONE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> KAGARI SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
CPONE moves with uncontrolled energy around the arena.
CPONE whips around with his off hand.
CPONE tries to stab KAGARI with his EPIC STILETTO.
CPONE lands a strike on KAGARI's eye inflicting solid damage! (+36 Damage)
CPONE hits the sweet spot on KAGARI's head and drops her! (-Knockout-)
CPONE raises his weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as KAGARI falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!
Jimmy the Squid makes a few extra notes.
The fight lasted 12 seconds!