SALE: 50% Off Labor Day Weekend Chamber of Power Sale!

Master!

As I was heading to the market today there was a huge crowd lining up to get into the Blacksmith's shop. Being in a bit of a hurry and not having time to stand in line I instead started chatting someone up to see what all the fuss was about.

Apparently the Blacksmith has just returned from a far away land where this weekend they celebrate a strange holiday known as Labor Day, and it is tradition that crazy sales take place during its celebration! Feeling inspired by his journey the Blacksmith has decided to do a cultural exchange and is discounting his Chamber of Power items by the ludicrous amount of 50% OFF!!! Did you hear me? 50% OFF!!! But wait...that's not all, he is also letting anyone who walks by enter the Chamber of Power for FREE!!! Let me say that one more time...FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!! The fat guy's gone mad! Let's hurry over there before he comes to his senses!