3 word story

[Gallows Howe]

Lets write a story together I will start with 3 words you copy and paste them to your reply and add 3 more words if it sounds like fun or even if it doesn't do it Muahahahaha!!! ok and now it starts.


The sands were...

[BlkTmplr]

The sands were soaked with blood. :p

[Apoca1ypse]

the end :P

alternatively:

The victor stood

[Eric]

The sands were soaked with blood of the fallen...

[Apoca1ypse]

pretty sure it's meant to be 3 words a post, so reading each post reveals the story.


the crowd was

[Eric]

elated by the

[CaineDeSoulis]

Mead and Show

[Apoca1ypse]

of excessive violence.

[Eric]

Though wanting more

[Apoca1ypse]

bloodshed, a loyal

[TwoDie]

manager jumps down

[Apoca1ypse]

and races towards

[TwoDie]

the champ and

[Apoca1ypse]

slap him with

[TwoDie]

a wet fish

[Loki]

,infuriated yet aroused

[TwoDie]

the champ strikes

[Apoca1ypse]

him down hard

[BlkTmplr]

Using the opponents

[Apoca1ypse]

dismembered limb. "Dont

[Dainoji]

even think about

[Ochrasy]

touching my pretty

[BlkTmplr]

new trophy or

[Ochrasy]

you will regret

[Dainoji]

ever being born!"

[BlkTmplr]

screamed the gladiator

[Ochrasy]

, waving the dismembered

[BlkTmplr]

limb at the

[Ochrasy]

red and angry

[OogWasFles]

king of the

[Mojoson]

arena, the gladiator

[OogWasFles]

looked around anxiously

[Eric]

for his WHORE

[OogWasFles]

Finally, after several

[BlkTmplr]

women he found

[OogWasFles]

, what we would

[Kolodis]

call a short

[Apoca1ypse]

sword in his

[Team Ziggler]

Designer hand bag.

[Kolodis]

With a flourish,

[Apoca1ypse]

she swooned, and

[Kolodis]

and tripped, flailing

[Gekikara]

greatly embarrassing herself

[Dainoji]

right in front

[Kid Arcane]

Trug stood perplexed.

[Pinta77]

And then I

[Dainoji]

Thought I might bring this one back from the grave. :) don't think we'll be winning any writing awards but here is what we've got so far!

The sands were soaked with blood of the fallen the crowd was elated by the Mead and Show of excessive violence. Though wanting more bloodshed, a loyal manager jumps down and races towards the champ and slap him with a wet fish ,infuriated yet aroused the champ strikes him down hard Using the opponents dismembered limb. "Dont even think about touching my pretty new trophy or you will regret ever being born!" screamed the gladiator, waving the dismembered limb at the red and angry king of the arena, the gladiator looked around anxiously for his WHORE! Finally, after several women he found, what we would call a short sword in his designer hand bag. With a flourish, she swooned, and and tripped, flailing greatly embarrassing herself right in front Trug stood perplexed. And then I"

[Dainoji]

put my hand

[Apoca1ypse]

Added some commas and full stops so that it sorta makes sense (and my inner grammar nazi is happy)

The sands were soaked with blood of the fallen. The crowd was elated by the Mead and Show of excessive violence, though wanting more bloodshed, a loyal manager jumps down and races towards the champ and slaps him with a wet fish. Infuriated yet aroused, the champ strikes him down hard using the opponents dismembered limb. "Dont even think about touching my pretty new trophy or you will regret ever being born!" screamed the gladiator, waving the dismembered limb at the red and angry king of the arena. The gladiator looked around anxiously for his WHORE!

Finally, after several women he found what we would call a short sword in his designer hand bag. With a flourish, she swooned, and tripped flailing, greatly embarrassing herself. Right in front Trug stood perplexed. "And then I put my hand around him like

[riggen]

on the warrior's

[Apoca1ypse]

throat like this."

[Nate]

Laughing out loud

[Apoca1ypse]

Trug's audience looked

[Blackstorm]

friend of the

[Dainoji]

mutton merchant's little

[Apoca1ypse]

wetting himself to

[Dainoji]

Hmm, either people aren't grasping the concept of this or English is proving to be difficult. Apoc I'm pretty sure English is your first language so I'll ask if you were drunk when you added your three words. ;)

If you put the last few together you get this - "Trug's audience looked friend of the mutton merchant's little wetting himself to"

I'll admit "looked friend of" didn't quite make sense either but I ran with it anyway but at this point I think we're helplessly off track and in need of a reboot! Let's close this poor guy out and start again shall we?

Here is take 2 - http://forum.pitofwar.com/showthread.php?1474-3-word-story-take-2

[Apoca1ypse]

yeah, i may be enjoying a beer or two, and imagined some other words in there.... lol

[Apoca1ypse]

as an aside, bucks parties ftw :P muchos beer for all :D