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BlkTmplr
01-13-2012, 02:25 AM
Just thought I would post this for some amusement, it's the first time I've seen it happen this early in a fight.


R O U N D 1
>> SWDGENERAL SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> LILLITH SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
LILLITH rapidly launches her CRUDE CUTTER at SWDGENERAL.
LILLITH's attack lands on SWDGENERAL's cheekbone creating crippling injuries! (+46 Damage)
• Bleeding: 13 health per round
• Attack Power: -10 (5 rounds)

LILLITH hits the sweet spot on SWDGENERAL's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
LILLITH raises her weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as SWDGENERAL falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!
Some of the other gladiators in the arena begin to sweat!
The fight lasted 10 seconds!

Made me laugh my head off. :rolleyes:

Warmonger
01-13-2012, 04:47 AM
Batroc just pulled off something similar in today's BG against Prey. Prey led off with a rampage and Batroc countered with a KO shot to the forehead.

Bloodbath II then proceeded to embarrass himself in a hilarious ending in a normal fight against Thunder Lips. It was a bloody fight that BB was starting to lose when he disarmed Thunder Lips, who then proceeded to roundhouse kick him TO DEATH...with a fist somehow. That's Internet Chuck Norris level asskickery right there.

THUNDER LIPS whirls her leg around and strikes with a devastating roundhouse.

An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
THUNDER LIPS's FIST connects with BLOODBATH II's elbow causing freakish wounds! (+159 Damage)
THUNDER LIPS places a heavy foot upon BLOODBATH II's dead body in the center of the arena for all to see!

Cynaidh
01-13-2012, 01:50 PM
I'll keep it going!

CAINEDESOULIS moves around on the ground looking for an opening to strike.
CAINEDESOULIS whirls around with a devastating spinning backfist.
CAINEDESOULIS aims for BELGARAD's front leg..
CAINEDESOULIS's FIST connects with BELGARAD's outer thigh creating freakish damage! (+149 Damage)

Who knew Caine was a break dancer! Spinning backfist from the ground!

BlkTmplr
01-13-2012, 04:30 PM
Bahaha XD Keep them coming anyone who finds weird and wacky events among reports. :D This is hilarious.

nova1491
01-19-2012, 06:49 PM
Glady shuffles hurriedly to and fro.
Glady throws a hook with his BLOODSIDIAN CLAW.
Fast slash to the chest...breathe deep, it'll feel better in a minute! (+28 Damage)

12sec battle ^^
Glady bounces and hops around Enemy.
Glady raises his HEROIC CHOPPER overhead and brings it crashing down onto Enemy.
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Gruesome slash opens Enemy's forehead...gray matter spills forth! (+457 Damage)
Glady hits the sweet spot on Enemy's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)
Blood pours from Enemy's battle wounds!!

OogWasFles
02-12-2012, 06:11 PM
Thanks for sharing this! This made me laugh xD I hope to encounter such a battle too once :) I'll post it as soon as I get one!

I love that one Cynaidh, made me laugh most of all xD I've once had a downwards slash with the fist while I lay face-planted on the arena floor... Must have incredibly long arms to successfully make such a move :)

OogWasFles
02-12-2012, 06:16 PM
Speaking of the devil, I just had a fun fight xD

The Enforcer smiles at the crowd as they begin a 'blood' chant!
MO FO looks to be weighed down by her weapons and armour.
R O U N D 1
>> MO FO SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> LYSANNA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
LYSANNA speeds like wild fire around her enemy.
LYSANNA's HEROIC HALBERD lashes out with devastating power.
An old injury is hit and magnifies the damage!
Massive shot to MO FO's lower arm...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+326 Damage)

LYSANNA looks at her reflection in the lifeless horror filled eyes of MO FO!

The odds makers quietly whisper to one another and chuckle softly!
The fight lasted 27 seconds!

Narol
02-14-2012, 07:39 AM
The Spirit of Chuck Norris visited my Walter today in a tough fight...

SINETH attempts to strike from the ground.
SINETH sneaks in an off handed strike.
SINETH's BASTARD SWORD OF QUICKNESS lashes out with unnatural speed.

A huge laceration to the lower arm exposes meat and tissue...WALTER JAGGER's arm becomes almost useless! (+61 Damage)
• Bleeding: 14 health per round
• Attack Power: -10 (4 rounds)

Fatigue weighs WALTER JAGGER down, slowing his attacks.

WALTER JAGGER whirls madly to and fro.
WALTER JAGGER throws an uncertain punch toward his opponent.
SINETH is knocked back as her armour absorbs the hit!

WALTER JAGGER attempts to kick his opponent.
Awesome shot collapses a lung! (+47 Damage)

WALTER JAGGER stares at the Enforcer and yells words of protest as he stops the fight preserving the life of SINETH!
The fight lasted 27 seconds!

Walter had only 36 hp left before the final kick and Sineth 29 hp, it was damn close but disciples of Chuck Norris never give up !

When your arms are too damaged to hit with your fists, use your feet ! (and if it doesn't work, headbutt !!)

BlkTmplr
02-14-2012, 07:53 AM
I've been headbutt before.... I don't know where these glads learn to fight but I wanna sign up!

Narol
02-15-2012, 06:44 AM
I remember one of my warriors doing a headbutt recently, maybe it was against one of yours ! I'll have to search in my fight library...

BlkTmplr
02-15-2012, 06:59 AM
Probably Walter... He's a real thorn in my side. :p

Narol
04-03-2012, 06:14 AM
Time to revive this thread with a frustrating but funny fight :

The Enforcer looks to the crowd and promises a bloody fight!

R O U N D 1

CORMAC MARTIGAN dances and springs around his opponent.
CORMAC MARTIGAN howls like a wild animal and lashes out.

CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to seriously damage SHIKII's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
A mammoth wound is opened on SHIKII's chin! (+98 Damage)

Resisted Can Not Defend Effect!

CORMAC MARTIGAN whirls furiously back and forth.
CORMAC MARTIGAN sneaks in an off handed strike.

CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to stick SHIKII with his EPIC RAPIER.
CORMAC MARTIGAN smiles after the towering hit to SHIKII's tricep! (+155 Damage)

Resisted Stun Effect!

CORMAC MARTIGAN dances and springs around SHIKII.
CORMAC MARTIGAN leaps toward SHIKII, brutally slashing with his EPIC RAPIER.

CORMAC MARTIGAN roars uncontrollably as he attacks! (-Rampage-)
Beastly shot to SHIKII's inner thigh spears his leg and punctures a major artery...the flood gates of blood have been opened! (+595 Damage)

SHIKII screams in agony as the strike causes him to drop his weapon!
SHIKII looks at his body and notices he has taken a few hits!

(The fun part starts here...)

SHIKII finds an old RAPIER laying on the ground.

CORMAC MARTIGAN moves furiously trying to gain the advantage.
CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to an off handed strike to deal damage.
CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to stick his enemy.

CORMAC MARTIGAN tries to fake SHIKII out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
CORMAC MARTIGAN's face scowls as SHIKII's armour does its job!

CORMAC MARTIGAN strikes at SHIKII and looks to hurt his enemy.
SHIKII's armour absorbs the hit!

The Enforcer peers quizzically at SHIKII's manager as he bashes with his RAPIER.
Freakish hit to the back of the arm brings a shrill cry of pain and anguish that echoes throughout the arena! (+83 Damage)

R O U N D 2

CORMAC MARTIGAN moves with uncontrolled energy around the arena.
CORMAC MARTIGAN's EPIC RAPIER viciously slices through the air toward SHIKII.

SHIKII kicks CORMAC MARTIGAN in the chest knocking him out of striking range! (-Create Distance-)

CORMAC MARTIGAN charges madly around SHIKII.
CORMAC MARTIGAN rages like a wild beast and attacks with his EPIC RAPIER.

CORMAC MARTIGAN tries to fake SHIKII out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
CORMAC MARTIGAN stumbles on an old skull and aborts the attack.

CORMAC MARTIGAN takes a step back to catch a quick breather.

CORMAC MARTIGAN overtakes SHIKII and attempts to strike his enemy.
CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to seriously damage SHIKII's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)

Sparks fly as SHIKII's armour deflects the strike!
CORMAC MARTIGAN howls like a wild animal and lashes out.

CORMAC MARTIGAN is aiming at SHIKII's head.
Massive shot to SHIKII's wrist...The grounds keepers are going to have to work hard to clean up this mess! (+105 Damage)

CORMAC MARTIGAN moves with unbridled energy.
CORMAC MARTIGAN rages like a mad bull and charges.

Bloody slash to SHIKII's side exposes several useful intestines! (+267 Damage)
SHIKII has taken some heavy damage from this fight!!

CORMAC MARTIGAN looks to wound SHIKII.
Terrible slash to SHIKII...entrails spill out onto the ground! (+355 Damage)

SHIKII screams as he hits the sand from the force of the blow!
SHIKII's body is going to need a lot of work!!! *** Serious Injury ***
SHIKII is bleeding very badly from several wounds!!!

SHIKII lets forth the roar of a lion and prepares to leave it all on the sands! (-Last Stand-)

SHIKII readies a strike from the ground.
SHIKII causes the other warriors in the arena to scoff at him as he attacks with his weapon in a very unorthodox manner.

CORMAC MARTIGAN is knocked back as his armour absorbs the hit!

SHIKII attempts to strike from the ground.
SHIKII tries to lance his enemy with his RAPIER.

A significant wound is opened on CORMAC MARTIGAN's abdomen! (+65 Damage)

CORMAC MARTIGAN jumps and hops around the arena.
CORMAC MARTIGAN steps to the side, swinging his EPIC RAPIER with untamed fury.

CORMAC MARTIGAN's attack lands on SHIKII's shoulder inflicting titanic wounds! (+136 Damage)

SHIKII attempts to strike from the ground.
The Enforcer peers quizzically at SHIKII's manager as he bashes with his RAPIER.

SHIKII's RAPIER disappears into CORMAC MARTIGAN's elbow! (+71 Damage)

CORMAC MARTIGAN should have spent more time running laps.

SHIKII readies a strike from the ground.
SHIKII looks foolish as he attempts to bash his foe with his RAPIER.

SHIKII fumbles about with his weapon!

SHIKII tries to attack from the ground.
The crowd erupts into laughter as SHIKII makes a bashing attack with his RAPIER.

SHIKII smiles after the cyclopean hit to CORMAC MARTIGAN's ear! (+87 Damage)
SHIKII hits the sweet spot on CORMAC MARTIGAN's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)

CORMAC MARTIGAN is bleeding from minor cuts and bruises!

SHIKII raises his weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as CORMAC MARTIGAN falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!
The odds makers quietly whisper to one another and chuckle softly!

The fight lasted 13 seconds!


Conclusion : If you want to do a knockout with a rapier, bash ! You'll look foolish but you may win !

Cynaidh
04-03-2012, 09:06 AM
He bashed him in the ear with an old rapier while laying on the ground and knocked him out.... SHIKII has skills.

Prinny
04-03-2012, 09:47 AM
Like a boss :cool:

Note: Ive almost sold him off a couple of times lol

DudeDark
04-17-2012, 10:03 PM
Both warriors stare at one another before taking their positions!
R O U N D 1
>> LITTLECAT SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> DHUDE SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
DHUDE shuffles hastily to action.
DHUDE overruns LITTLECAT and seeks to carve into her.
The blow to LITTLECAT's ear lands with towering force! (+105 Damage)

LITTLECAT drops to the ground grabbing her wound!
DHUDE hits the sweet spot on LITTLECAT's head and drops her! (-Knockout-)
LITTLECAT sees black as the last hit knocks him out.
The Enforcer gives the thumbs up!
The fight lasted 12 seconds!
good times

The Myst
04-05-2018, 10:16 PM
SHIKII fumbles about with his weapon!

SHIKII tries to attack from the ground.
The crowd erupts into laughter as SHIKII makes a bashing attack with his RAPIER.

SHIKII smiles after the cyclopean hit to CORMAC MARTIGAN's ear! (+87 Damage)
SHIKII hits the sweet spot on CORMAC MARTIGAN's head and drops him! (-Knockout-)

CORMAC MARTIGAN is bleeding from minor cuts and bruises!

SHIKII raises his weapon into the air and screams at the crowd as CORMAC MARTIGAN falls to the ground unconscious from the last hit!


Haha this is most hilarious..

SHIKII is prone; then he fumbles; bashes with rapier; hits opponent's ear; and still manages to knock him out!

I am trying to visualize in what position CORMAC must be standing at the time, to present his ear only to be bashed by his prone and fumbling opponent.. Need a screenshot to understand. Or a a nice video could be helpful :-)

And this SHIKII, whom the crowd laughed at for bashing with a rapier, now raises this same rapier and screams to the crowd! The crowd must be dead-silent now; with jaws and eyes wide open.. Who is the greatest fool of all, SHIKII, CORMAC or the crowd?

By the way, SHIKII must have signed onto this rapier and put it into auction.. 'Epic Rapier of SHIKII'.. Has anyone seen it?