crow
08-28-2014, 06:20 AM
Idea for a new War Skill....
For all you offensive minded wars who want nothing more than leaving your opponents broken and mangled. But are getting tired of these tanks who laugh and hide behind their armor, or sick of those over caffeinated theatrics who bounce all over the damn place. And don't get us started on those dumb as hell rages who are too stupid to know that arm they lost was supposed to hurt.... We have new tactic for you.....
It's called the master blaster!!! Imagine in the heat of battle tired of banging on that assholes shield to no avail, just reach behind pull out your new shiny bazooka that just got handed to you!! Kind of hard to hold a shield when you have no shield or arm left huh motherfu#%er!!
Remember that dumb rager that just keeps coming, hit him square in the chest with one these and see how he keeps coming when his torso is in the upper F'ing deck!!
Oh mister speed theatric, how you gonna bounce around when you have no F'ing legs. Answer me that Lieutenant Dan!!
Ah!! The bazooka a War's best friend!!!
For all you offensive minded wars who want nothing more than leaving your opponents broken and mangled. But are getting tired of these tanks who laugh and hide behind their armor, or sick of those over caffeinated theatrics who bounce all over the damn place. And don't get us started on those dumb as hell rages who are too stupid to know that arm they lost was supposed to hurt.... We have new tactic for you.....
It's called the master blaster!!! Imagine in the heat of battle tired of banging on that assholes shield to no avail, just reach behind pull out your new shiny bazooka that just got handed to you!! Kind of hard to hold a shield when you have no shield or arm left huh motherfu#%er!!
Remember that dumb rager that just keeps coming, hit him square in the chest with one these and see how he keeps coming when his torso is in the upper F'ing deck!!
Oh mister speed theatric, how you gonna bounce around when you have no F'ing legs. Answer me that Lieutenant Dan!!
Ah!! The bazooka a War's best friend!!!