Last Action Heroes

[Apoca1ypse]

Well, last night in chat I spilled the beans on my new glads. Firstly, their names:

Jackie Chan
Sly Stallone
Bruce Willis

While some may say that that makes them the expendables, they are not. Ahhnold is my flagship glad, not Sly :P as such, these are the Last Action Heroes :3 (well, they will be as soon as they do something about Chuck :P )

Now for the interesting part: My stable now includes non-rage for the first time since it was formed over 2 years ago...

And now I present to you, the Last Action Heroes

Ahhnold: 2H Rage (1168gp)
97 73 78 83 87 92 81

Bruce Iee: Speed Rage (1104gp)
81 81 100 83 75 59 78

Jackie Chan: Bleed Theatrics (1127gp)
87 69 100 80 84 63 74

Sly Stallone: Power Rage (1124gp)
84 86 75 74 89 73 76

Bruce Willis: 2H War (1142gp)
85 79 88 75 100 65 64

[Cynaidh]

Wooo thats a lot of 100's :) Those all look super promising.

[HipsterD]

sure is. I really can't focus on anything other than all the 100s...but I'm sure the other numbers are good to:)

[Cynaidh]

Apoca1ypse I don't know what you started here but some dude just jumped The Belhemoth and bet him so bad he had to do an early retirement. He just moved into the building and took his old room like it was a normal thing for a person to do...

He just stares at a picture of Sly Stallone on the wall and keeps repeating.... "I must break you."

His name is...

Dolph Lundgren (Str 100 Int 74 Agi 84 Sta 72 Size 77 Pres 74 Chi 85)

[Apoca1ypse]

Hahahaha :P Looks like a solid glad :)

My Sly quotes/references/knowledge are nowhere near as extensive as my Arnold ones, but here is my attempt:

"I could've killed 'em all. I could've killed you. In town you're the law. Out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go..."

[Prinny]

*pushes Sly* Now where is that war glad you promised me? :D

[HipsterD]

There has got to be some great Dolph quotes from He-Man Masters of the Universe. I think it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

[Apoca1ypse]

*pushes Sly* Now where is that war glad you promised me? :D

See Bruce Willis. He is Unbreakable (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unbreakable_%28film%29).

Villan in that movie is actually kinda messed up but really cool :)

[Alba Kebab]

Now for the interesting part: My stable now includes non-rage for the first time since it was formed over 2 years ago...

That's un-possible!!!

[Apoca1ypse]

I know. weird aint it.

Also, seems like I can actually run an ok theatrics. Jackie Chan is 201-39-12 :)

[Dainoji]

How you enjoying your new toys Apoc? Has it convinced you there is life after Rage?

[Apoca1ypse]

Well, I've been getting a lot of success with theatrics, which has been doing better vs war than expected. Jackie is 260-77-13. He had a mass of losses as I'd forgotten to equip him not too long ago, but he's still smashing face. Oddly, for 69 int, he's a full 10/10 skill in front of the others and has the best w/l

Willis hasnt been performing well. I'm going to put that down to strats, which is pretty much different activity levels of parry-bash

[Apoca1ypse]

Well, this made me smile :) Builds are complete on all 3 of them bar Sly, who is on his final rank of TC. Now the stat trains commence.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/Apoca1ypse2/newglads_zps8540b550.png (http://s49.photobucket.com/user/Apoca1ypse2/media/newglads_zps8540b550.png.html)