Ultimate 2H badass!

[Apoca1ypse]

Say hello to Ahhnold. He intends to crush his enemies, see the driven before him and hear the lamentation of their women.

Str 97 Int 73 Agil 78 Stam 83 Size 87 Pres 92 Chi 81

It also appears that Crom hears him now, granting him great fortune because tavern fighters can hit him. ok, that may be because they're all lvl1 or 2, but I dont care :P I just wanted to reference more Conan :D

Relieving end to a 24hr hunt for a HoL glad suitable for 2H rage. Throughout the process, I accidently clicked past 2 glads that had Str and Pres in the 90's. Was rather freaking gutted because the 2nd one was godly. Then I found Ahhnold for 1170 gold :P

[Apoca1ypse]

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[Cynaidh]

damn, that's going to be one scary 2H rage.

[Apoca1ypse]

yep!

lost 3 of his first 12 fights because I didnt give him gear fast enough. He did win 1 match while naked though which was funny. He must have had black lotus thought his opponent was a camel :P

[Cynaidh]

Ya but really hard to count the record of a rage before level 18 and they get berserk! Your just a warrior with less armor till then. :)

[Apoca1ypse]

pretty much. anything can happen at low levels unless you get the larhal treatment :P

[Prinny]

Laharl ftw! :D (nice glad youve got there xD)

[Apoca1ypse]

larhal is the original golden child and the standard we hold new superglads to when leveling them up :P

Ahhnold looks forward to terminating him though. If you retire Larhal, time travel may be required...

[Apoca1ypse]

Click. you know you want to (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2HqXh76efE)

[Apoca1ypse]

Click this too! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpEgQ3b_Ug0)

[sevenseas]

Ok...i'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and i want you to answer them eemeediatly....Who is your fathaa and what does he do for a living??

[Apoca1ypse]

well, ahhnold cant seem to take down Belca Noctircus due to armor deflections :( Didnt think that I would need to be training Brute Force so soon. Oh well...

Atleast I'm not trying to bash with a 2H sword anymore. That derp cost me 10 losses :(

[Alba Kebab]

Been arnie, it's ok to bash with a spoon. :)

[Prinny]

well, ahhnold cant seem to take down Belca Noctircus due to armor deflections :( Didnt think that I would need to be training Brute Force so soon. Oh well...

Atleast I'm not trying to bash with a 2H sword anymore. That derp cost me 10 losses :(

Muahahaha!:D

[Apoca1ypse]

couple trains in brute force and belca goes down. Better yet, he said hi to Cyn's newest gladiator.

By "Hi" I think he meant "Sit the fork back down!"

AHHNOLD steps into the arena and points at KILZ!
The crowd begins stomping their feet as the gladiators enter the arena!
R O U N D 1
>> AHHNOLD SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> KILZ SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
AHHNOLD attentively circles around his opponent.
AHHNOLD makes a powerful crushing attack with his DREAMWOOD GIANT CHOPPER.
AHHNOLD looks to seriously damage KILZ's armour! (-Sunder Armour-)
AHHNOLD connects with his DREAMWOOD GIANT CHOPPER causing crippling wounds! (+672 Damage)

KILZ drops to one knee after the shot!
KILZ begs and pleads that his life be spared, and in a moment of weakness, AHHNOLD allows it!

[Prinny]

That wasn't the trains in brute force it was the purple weapon Ahhnold suddenly got xD

[Apoca1ypse]

lol, the arena gods smile upon him (no really, it was a loot drop :D)

and the purple weapon doesnt actually do much more than the blue he used to have (15dps difference)

[Prinny]

Noted, Ahhnold lost his challenge against Belca XD
that makes it 3-1 for Belca :P

[Apoca1ypse]

I do believe the score is actually 3-2 in Belca's favor after your last challenge, just after i made Ahhnold a sniveler. Getting a 2nd swing kinda helps :P

edit: I see belca won the battle royal. kinda helps when he doesnt get attacked till 1/2 way through the fight and 3 glads are already beater. lol.

Ahhnold got done in by a 1-hit-wonder off a last stand trigger :(

edit 2: Scores are now 3-3 :)

[Prinny]

Belca can win aswell if he gets a stun in ;)
it's 3-4 for Belca now, he reached enough points to start training hamstring :)

[Apoca1ypse]

Cool. Ahhnold is getting Last Stand :3

[Apoca1ypse]

GUAHUAHUAH! (1:26 idf you wanna know where im coming from)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_I8bSD-btA

God damn, I think Ahhnold is becoming my alter ego....

[Apoca1ypse]

after another matchup with belca, I think the score is now 9-5 in Ahhnold's favor.

[Prinny]

Ill change that around to Belca's favor again just you wait! ;D

And its 10-6 for Ahhnold now^^

[Apoca1ypse]

12-6 now :P

[Apoca1ypse]

Ahhnold is starting to reach his wall (sort of)

He is still winning a lot more than he is losing, but the losses are more frequent. Something to do with fighting glads 15 levels above him and being at a >500hp deficit.

Time to pump some iron and give more energy

[Apoca1ypse]

after a flawless victory and then a nail biter, AHHnold now leads 14-6 against Belca

[Prinny]

Not really Belca beat Ahhnold yesterday or the day before that lol so its 14-7 or 13-7 ;)

After reading those fights its atleast 8 wins for belca lol xD
Not sure if the victories for Ahhnold are 14 or 15 though xD

[Apoca1ypse]

yeah 2 more went down. belca and ahhnold tied with 1 a piece.

15-7 afaik

edit: saw your challenge. 16-7

Edit 2: 17-7... Ahhnold just got a kill on belca :3

[Prinny]

Im fairly sure Belca has 8 wins so its 17-8 xD

[Apoca1ypse]

fair enough. I may have missed one match you issued.

I'm still winning ;)

and a win to belca.

17-9