Stoned by passerby...lol

[Alba Kebab]

I didn't know this existed, but this seriously cracked me up today when I saw it.

R O U N D 1
>> THE MERCENARY SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> HUBBA GUBBA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
R O U N D 2

TANK

....until

R O U N D 18
THE MERCENARY dances hurriedly around his enemy.
THE MERCENARY makes a clumsy strike with his BEATEN FLAIL.
>> HUBBA GUBBA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 4
A group of wandering Ogres stops about 30 meters away and begins throwing boulders at HUBBA GUBBA! (+51 Damage)
E N D O F M I N U T E 3
THE MERCENARY looks to be winning the fight so far!
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HUBBA GUBBA bounces quickly around his adversary.
HUBBA GUBBA bounds forward, his DARKSTEEL BOAR SPEAR moving with deadly purpose.
Powerful slash trims THE MERCENARY's fingernails...and the rest of his hand! (+68 Damage)
THE MERCENARY should really think about taking a break!

Wild ogres are stoning me!!!

[Alba Kebab]

Ok, there's also...

R O U N D 1
>> THE SNIVLER SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1
>> HUBBA GUBBA SWITCHES TO STRATEGY 1

R O U N D 14
THE SNIVLER lashes out with his RUSTED BATTLE CHAIN, but his attack is poorly timed.
THE SNIVLER tries to fake HUBBA GUBBA out with a few twirls of his weapon! (-Feint-)
But a quick parry by HUBBA GUBBA stops any and all damage.
THE SNIVLER pauses for a moment to catch his breath.
HUBBA GUBBA triggers a trap and spends the next few moments removing a giant spike from his leg! (+60 Damage)

My guy just isn't well liked. :)

[sevenseas]

you're a tanking war...the crowd and that bad ass enforcer (we think he's Nate) don't like inactivity, but who cares as long as you tire/bleed out your opponent before the crowd takes you out. Every tactic, weapon, armor, build, and gladiator have their drawbacks....like getting Nate's big fist slammed into your head, or getting tank spanked;)

[Alba Kebab]

I just find the tavern's take on it rather more hilarious than the crowd/enforcer at the stadium. :)